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When you stick your thumb in a female's asshole while you're banging her doggy style. If she complains, you say it was to keep your thumb warm.
Bro, I was banging this chick doggy style behind a dumpster for hours and I gave her a thumb warmer. She was into it.
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Irish Leg Warmer

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More common in rural areas an Irish Leg Warmer is the result of the combination long walk home and one too many beers.
Considered by many as unfortunate during the summer months but can be a life saver on a cold winter night.
Jayzus that was some night nearly froze to death on the way home if it wasn't for me Irish Leg Warmer
by JellyDeise September 16, 2016
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Mississippi Leg Warmer

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A sexual act where the person sticks his/her leg into his/her anus whilst continually spinning it around.
That Mississippi Leg Warmer felt great! I love when you move your toes inside me.
by Yerran October 13, 2016
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kentucky dick warmer

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You get someone with a 9inch or more penis and do anal but instead of you shifting on his dick he pisses in your ass.
Mom what is a Kentucky dick warmer?
You want to try it out. yeah. Ok shove your penis in may ass and pee
by Dicks in a locker October 25, 2017
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A degradory term used to describe young private boarding school pupils in the private education system in the UK, immortalised in the film "IF" BY director Lyndsey Anderson. Where a junior pupil is ordered to "go along and warm the toilet seat for me,i'll be along in 3 minutes" ,by one os the senior prefects of the school, a classic example of inbred contempt and didain cultivated in such institutions towards those they consider beneath their personally assumed "status".
Young Blenkinsop-Smythe will be an ideal choice for an unquestioning lackey,he has a good history as an adept toilet seat warmer.
by Kingcobrakenny October 27, 2017
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Alabama Ass Warmer

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The art of shoving a drunk girl into your washing machine and letting yourself in her back door. After you turn on the machine, you feel a tight grip around your penis as you warm the girls ass. Bonus point if you get semen all over your clean clothes.
Shanaquia: My man gave me an Alabama ass warmer at the party last night. It was amazing!

Maia: Wow! How did it feel?

Shanaquia: I dont remember, but my boyfriend says his dick is sore...
by lil waynes baby momma October 27, 2017
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Natural Hand Warmer

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When you stick your hands in the front of your pants and get hard so that your dick gets warm
I used a natural hand warmer because it was 36° outside
by shacka October 11, 2019
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