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Wal-mart 

The place where all fat, white people go to worship. Also a place where you will see people riding the "scooter carts" that are made for disabled people just because they are fat.

Also, when you walk through the doors, it makes you want to take a surprisingly huge crap and leave it for the workers when you clog the toilet.

Also, a place most people say is cheap and low-class, yet really has great deals and an awesome amount of item that are extremely random yet some-what cool. But, also has a huge amount of cheap knock-off products that work better than you would think they would.

Another thing, there is always going to be people at wal-mart you will call the "wal-mart enthusiast" or the "hardcore christian" of the shopping world. everyone has at the least one one of these friends. They always go to wal-mart for EVERYTHING and always are talking about it. They also creepily know their way perfectly around at the least one wal-mart. I would have to classify myself as one of these creeps.

Lastly, there are those people who, no matter what would never want to say they went to wal-mart for anything. They LITERALLY would get sick at the idea of saying they went to wal-mart. They think they are much too high class to be seen at wal-mart or just down right despise it. They hate the workers of wal-mart, the people who shop there and, even would hate them-selves if they had to admit to going to wal-mart even once. These people hate it yet know they have been there at-least once.
Person 1 (wal-mart lover): hey man, wanna go to wal-mart? They have everything there for the best prices!
Person 2 (wal-mart hater): -almost vomits in mouth- HOW COULD YOU EVER THINK OF GOING THERE, GROSS!
Person 3 (neutral to wal-mart): Hey guys, whats the big fight about?
Person 1 THAT GUY OVER THERE... TH- THE WAL-MART.... HATER, THINKS WAL-MART IS TERRIBLE!

Person 3 how about you guys just go to Target for now.....

Pretty much, The place where you could walk in and out with a gun and bag of weed and people would be too fat, or just too tired to care about what you're doing.

wal-mart method 

Buying large quantities of marijuana to resell it at higher prices.
Business tycoon Ray Ray cornered the weed market in downtown LA using the wal-mart method by buying marijuana in bulk from an outside retailer and reselling it to teenagers. No one can beat Ray Ray's prices.
wal-mart method by go team ramrod February 7, 2008
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Wal Mart 

Basically The Devil for there is but one devil and that devil is wal mart the one and the only devil
Satan: Roll Baaaaaaaaaack
Wal Mart by Shadow December 13, 2004

wal-mart 

A store that everyone hates, yet they shop there anyways. See also McDonalds.
Admit it, you shop at Wal-mart too!
wal-mart by Clinker April 26, 2008

Wal Mart 

A major department store. Putting K-Mart out of business
I love Wal-Mart and Target.
Wal Mart by Saints September 20, 2003

Wal-Mart cake 

One of just about EVERY food item found in the FREEZER of their distribution system, along with Donuts (Yeah, "Made fresh daily"...somewhere else.

An item put on a shelf of Wal-Mart by not-really bakers, just inventory stockers with a hair net and apron.
Hey Jim, I was orderfilling in the freezer the other day and a box fell over. Glazed donuts fell out of it. I also saw a box with "Wal-Mart cake" written on it. Why do the store displays have "Made fresh daily" on it?

Jim: That's not my department.

Oh. Can I take a break? My feet are numb from the -20 degree environment I work in 10-12 hours a day.
Jim: I'll ask my manager, but until then, get back to work.
Wal-Mart cake by adamlesh April 25, 2009

Wal*Marketing

1. Really bad fugly advertising using a lot of cliches, starbursts, etc.

2. Selling cheap shit merchandise to the masses.

3. TV commercials for car dealers with a lot of screaming and yelling with jack asses wearing big ugly cowboy hats or wearing costumes.
1. Steve just loves Wal*Marketing. Everything he asks me to design looks like an ad for Costco or Walmart.

2. Wal-Mart invented the concept of Wal*Marketing. Everything in that store is cheap shit made in China.

3. Cal Worthington is totally into Wal*Marketing with his stupid TV commercials.
Wal*Marketing by kajoe February 28, 2010