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boong wagon 

this is usually referred to a commodore or kingswood station wagon packed with guiness book record breaking amounts of boongs in it. (The record stands at 63, when in 1987 a family of boongs heard the 3 king browns of export on special for $4 at their local liqour store)
Hey look how lowered that kingswood wagon is...sorry its just full of boongs
boong wagon by Neville Ugle June 10, 2003
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yup wagon 

A car plastered with hippie-style bumper stickers, such as "no war for oil" or "legalize marijuana".
Lisa smokes pot, organizes peace rallies, eats organic, and drives a yup wagon.
yup wagon by D-Man Brandt November 10, 2008

breeder wagon 

also known as a mini-van driven by moms and dads of bratty children
A breeder wagon is any make and model of mini-van type vehicle (foreign or domestic).
breeder wagon by rebecca g May 28, 2009

Cock-wagon 

the equivalent of calling someone a dick and a jack-wagon at the same time; a person who is both ignorant of his environment and still a complete asshole.
Jim: Hey girls, you know I'm the best you'll ever get, and I know you want me, but you know i'm busy tonight, so maybe some other time.
*Jim leaves*

Girl one: Jim lets his ego go to his head, and he's really not that cute at all. AND I'm not interested at all.

Girl two: Yeah, you're right. He's a cock-wagon.
Cock-wagon by Beatle Bundy August 15, 2011

cum wagon 

A classier way to say cum dumpster.
"bro, emma is such a cum wagon"
cum wagon by carr0tcakes September 8, 2018

fix someone's wagon 

to punish someone by striking or hitting them
I'll fix that bastard's wagon in the end. (example of fix someone's wagon)

Tennessee Meat Wagon 

A sex move that involves no fewer than eight men, no more than one woman, a wheelbarrow, and coonskin cap.
“Bro, why are you limping?”

“Man, idk... I think I hurt myself doing another Tennessee Meat Wagon last night.”