west bloomfield

A city in Michigan where drugs, sex, alcohol, and general superficiality are a vital part of reality. Where you can charge a slice of pizza on plastic, go to Somerset on weekends, Old Woodward, Bham, and the Palladium (overcrowded with middle schoolers in the summer), Shops at the Top, a bar on every corner(hookah), sixth graders with cells, and private school rivals (+ the public schools that hate them all). Houses that wrap around an entire street. Where there are more country clubs than banks, and porche driving soccer moms popping their collars, and no one gives a shit about the West Coast (even though a winter home is nice). 16 yr olds get mustangs for their first cars and our addiction is popularity.

Thats a west bloomfield kid.

by WBJEW July 19, 2005

West 49

West 49 is a Canadian retailer of fashion, apparel, accessories, foot wear, as well as skateboards and skateboarding equipment, aiming towards teens (both male and female) and youths. They sell brands like Billabong, Element, Roxy, Circa and their own clothing line. It's a pretty good store, a little on the pricey side, though. They have an online store, but they don't ship internationally, and have sales often. They also raise money for cancer, which is pretty cool.

Boy: "Hey, they're having another sale at West 49!"
Girl: "Sweet! I was hoping to buy an Roxy t-shirt for a while now!"

by ItsAMeLuigio August 20, 2011

West Virginia's middle finger

A narrow strip of land that pokes up between Ohio and Pennsylvania

The city of Wheeling is located on West Virginia's middle finger.

by Mr.Juan-derful April 18, 2010

West Chester, PA

I don't even like doing these things, but someone has to step up, you grow up in West Chester doing anything any normal elementary schooler does, when you get to middle school, if you're cool, you rolin up to ice line, all the middle school hotties get down there, if not, maybe some movies or bowling, if your really pimp, your chillen with a couple girls, hoping to maybe get a "french kiss" or if your lucky, touch a boob. if your a loser, your still at home with popcorn and soda, enjoying T.J.I.F. High School, you get there, freshman year is usually when kids start getting hooked on pot, the kids with older siblings get that reefer itch quicker, while the rest are still skeptical, but catch up usually by the end of sophomore year. You take your first G-bong, and of course you're paralyzed, but you love it. Yea you drink your freshman year, but it's harder than getting pot, cause older kids don't wanna be havin there runners make beer runs for freshman, but they'll get you pot because they know your still young and dumb enough to pay mad loot for nugs. Sophomore to junior year starts becoming more fun. You stop going to the beach with your family and start going more with friends, you soon discover your new best friend, Natty to those who rein in West Chester (especially the Alcoholics) or if you prefer Natural Ice/Light and you stop mixing all sorts of different liquors that shouldn't have been mixing that you've been stealing from your parents. you still love g-bongs though. g-bongs are an accessory of West Chester. And if your a fag, (you know who you are) you still go to wendy's to hang out, and if you're one of the bad ones, you call it the "Wendy's Crew." Senior year, You're doin in right, your cursing the high school your at, "can't wait to get the fuck out of West Chester." if you're an Alcoholic, you're getting drunk before school at this point, and your entire school week (4 days at most cause your skipping at least one of those, usually Wednesday to break your week up nicely). You're drinking it up with your friends on Tuesday nights playing Texas Hold 'em, and when your in school, your obviously not thinking about school, just that weekend, when you can't wait to go to your friends pimped out house, where you party in his seemingly made-for-party basement, but don't forget, basement door entry is key. And G-bongs have now advanced into creamies, collosals, milkies, your preference of word choice, but you all know what i'm saying. You graduate, excited as shit to get out of West Chester, get wasted and go to the beach all summer long. You go to college and realize that no mother fuckers party like we party in West Chester. You can't decide if you really miss West Chester, or if its just the people in the town that make it what it is, but either way you miss it. Early college years you either got a fake or someone's brother is a bouncer at Kildairs and hooks it up. Later college, you can legitimately get in to bars, but you still dont go that much because your still a broke college kid none the less. Thats West Chester. Yea, Jackass originated here, the Dunn's are cool as shit, everyone loves Raab, but guess what... 90% of us, can't fuckin stand Bam! Yea I said it. That is West Chester. Oh yea, and by the way, only Deuschebags call it Dub-C. take pride in your, my, our fuckin town. West Chester, where that Natty always flows

party west chester drinking smoking pot weed beer natty

by you all know me as Larry the Alcoholic April 14, 2005

west covina

a medium sized city just east of los angeles, mainly upper middle class people live in boring tree lined streets that have no energy. pretty nice city but many say those who come fromm la puente and baldwin park ruin the parks and mall, lots of cute girls and rich people in south hills who control everything, city has mexicans asians and whites all mixed

white mexicans asians west covina

by jasonsanezla January 1, 2011

West High

A high school located in Torrance, California. The mascot is the warrior. The school colors are shit brown and piss yellow. About 45% white, 45% asian and 10% other. Dudes here are either Surfer douchebags or wankstas who think they’re hot shit. If you're black, everyone wants to be your friend because they think you're a rapper or baller or just straight pimp. Lots of hot chicks here, but lots of them are slutty and wear revealing shit, basically asking to get fucked. If you don’t party, you’re not considered “cool”. Lotta stoners at West, but not as much as south or mira costa. Sports teams are the best in the Bay League overall. The coaches automatically are interested in you if you're black and ride your dick. The best players on the basketball and football teams are black, and they don't even live in Torrance. The white kids and few stud asians play football, baseball and volleyball. All the loser fobs run cross country for 2 years just to have it on they're transcript for college. Only the try-hard asians actually get into top universities. ASB is “Asian Student Body”…self explanatory. Economic backgrounds of the students vary. A lot of fob koreans live in apartments and they're not ballin financially. The white kids and asian-AMERICANS live in houses and most are ballin and spoiled upper middle class. The teachers at west make the classes too hard. The campus is a shithole…looks like it belongs in the ghetto. Overall, West is an OKAY school. It is what you make it.

Dude 1: Where do you go to school?
Dude 2: West High baby! Suck my dick!
Dude 1: Huh?
Dude 2: Yeah that's right bitch!
Dude 1: Uhh...whatever dude.
Dude 2: Yeah that's right bitch!
Dude 1: Whatever dude. Go wack off in the corner.

by tshirttime!!! October 4, 2010

West Salem High School

A school that has an annual budget of five billion dollars a year. You are not allowed to live in their district unless your parents make at least six figures. Their school is filled with over achievers who are at the same time assholes. Their band program has won the state competition the last 200 years in a row and is headed by an insane beet-red fanatic who whacks his students with tubas if they don't practice 20 hours a day, 8 days a week. Their football team regularly beats up anyone who stands in their way in the hallways, and they have mediocre academics, preferring instead to focus on winning every single extra curricular competition on the planet.

West Salem High School is filled with rich jocks. Everyone who goes to West Salem High School parks their brand-new Mercedes-Benz's and lambos in the school parking lot. South Salem High School is obviously better than West Salem High School. O.

by frespanol May 28, 2018