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ViagraVated

A condition that occurs mainly among 40-50 something year old women who have had enough of their 50-60 something year old husbands prescription for Erectile Deficiency medication ...

This condition can apply to women of all ages and social positions, mistresses,strippers, secretaries, hookers/escorts ...
Stella: Wow Ethel your husband can hardly keep his hands off you since he got his "Instant-Boner Happy-time Medication" for E.D.

Ethel: Yeah and I am so over it, he may have the urges of a 22 year old soccer boy but they're locked up in the flabby 64 year old body of an outta shape accountant ... I am totally VIAGRAVATED !
by damagicman63 May 30, 2010
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Viagravation

Frustration caused by the inability to get an erection after taking a dose of Viagra.
He's suffering from viagravation because he still can't get it up, even though he took a dose of Viagra.
by Monkdunker November 24, 2003
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Viaggravated

adj The state of mind when a female decides that her feelings are no longer needed to be kept to herself and enlists the time and attention of her male partner to express whatever she wants for marathon periods of time.
MAN 1: dude, you look like shit!!!

MAN 2: Yeah, my wife was Viaggravated about something again. Its probably PMS.
by The Zunicorn January 7, 2011
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vagrance

a pseudonym for the most gorgeous woman to ever live.
yeah, i know vagrance...she's hot as hell.
by d-8 October 16, 2006
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Viagravated

The frustrated feeling women (and men) get from having sexual advances made on/toward them by men whom God and nature have decided are too old to be having sex but thanks to the wonders of modern medicine can continue to get their cadaverous components erect for decades.
Me and my friends were out clubbing and got pretty viagravated from guys our fathers' ages trying to get in our pants.
by uncarvedblock89 January 18, 2011
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viagrify

viag·ri·fy -fied -fy-ing

Something so awesome that it causes sustained periods of sexual arousal and libidinous bliss
I'm feeling totally viagrified that the weekend is just around the corner.

This logo lacks a bit of oomph, we need to viagrify it.

I'm not sure what that perfume she's wearing is called but it's totally viagrifying.
by brawler_mtl October 27, 2008
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Viagrous

Stiff and erect like that of a penile erection after consumption of Viagra. This pertains to people who are still alive, unlike that of rigamortous.
Don't touch the viagrous British guards, outside of Buckingham palace; it is not a good idea.
by Shareef Al Donaghue February 28, 2009
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