Vart

A queef or quiff, as it is sometimes spelled. It is an expulsion of air made when some dude is punding his meat into some bitch's sloppy puss-hole. Stems from Vagina fART. The experience itself is not terrible, but the word 'vart' is.

When I was fucking your mom, she jumped off my cock and varted in your girlfriend's mouth before your girlfriend started munching her box.

by Uncle Funkalunkel September 29, 2003

varty

A vaginal fart, expelled from a woman's vagina after too much air has entered her body during sexual relations.

When she rolled over she let out this sloppy loud varty! It was so hot!

by Tea Bag January 24, 2006

Gravity Vortex

Good for 2 weeks until it's dirty and uncleanable. Wasted $200 on a bong you can't clean and only usable for 2 weeks. Plus, you suck up air through the down stem and suck up resin to my lungs.

Dude, that gravity vortex is grimey!

by Jeffy the Deffy January 16, 2008

vort

something that is cool, hip, boss, tight, sick, off the hook, and/or off the chains

Vince Carter's dunks in the dunk contest were vort.

by trev b July 21, 2005

vart

verb/noun
Vagina fart, but can also be a vegan fart.

According to Frank Warren (author of the postsecret blog), this person varts: Since I became a vegan, my farts smell really bad.

Dude, your varts are awful! Are you sure you still want to be vegan?

by Salvador Mestizo May 24, 2011

Polar Vortex

1.) A Polar Bear's ass, anal opening, or butthole.
2.) A human's ass, anal opening, or butthole in the Winter when the temperature is below 0' degrees.

1.)The Polar Bear took a dump and got shit all over it's Polar Vortex.
2.) It's so cold outside, my Polar Vortex is freezing

by Oldschool Rocker January 7, 2014

Vartan

noun
An Armenian name which is also used to refer to human male genitalia.

Girl: So what are you up to today?
Boy: I'm going to play with my Vartan.

by John Moussa February 18, 2009