Typolytis

Typolytis is a condition which most often affects those who do a great deal of online messaging, social networking or sometimes when just typing in general. Sometimes people such as this have typed so much and on a bad day will make constant spelling mistakes or typographical errors, one after the other.

Jill: Hi' how arey ou tody/?
Jack: WTF??
Jiil: Oops sorry hving a typolytis attack today! My typins ReALLY bad!!@

Jack: OK

by Valley_Cat February 22, 2011

typocreep

(c.) -- The increasing number of keyboarding errors (called typos) that find their way into print newspaper stories and online articles and blogs.

"It seems as if nobody proofreads their blogs or news articles anymore. This typocreep is beginning to get out of hand!"

-- overheard at a watercooler in an office building in Manhattan, April 16, 2011

by PRwiz101 May 10, 2011

typogasm

That giddy feeling one gets when they have run out of insults but see a typo they can correct.

Jane says:your an idiot
Dick says:you're*
Jane says: Nice Typogasm, Dick. Did that relieve some of that pent up tension?

by Alan S. Shole November 5, 2015

typoclycemize

To change the order of letters in a word taking advantage of the fact that the brain reads words—groups of letters—as a whole, not each letter individually.

Bcuseae the brain raeds wrods as a wlohe, not ervey lteter by istlef , one way to typoclycemize, Perfect Political Representation is by transforming it to 'Pefrect Potilical Resentapretion.'

It deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm.

by but for May 3, 2018

Typoception

When you type the word "typo" incorrectly.

Emma: I have to get tetanus shit.
Mark: You have to get tetanus shit?
Emma: That's a type.
Mark: Typoception!

by DenOfDEVil November 18, 2018

Typoholic

Someone who will literary read a word then turn around five seconds later and spell it wrong, or more according use it in the wrong sense or term.

Person 1: did you hear Abby try to read today. Person 2: no, I saw her book report though, gee wise what a typoholic she needs reading classes lmfao.

by Titus dyfilid February 24, 2019

Typos

Mark Lee's revenge for my switching biases. I'm sorry Mark, but I love Winwin more.

Typos are Mark's revenge.

by mazeinthemiroh December 7, 2020