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The four sexiest mutant turtles ever created. Raphael is the studliest, none of the other's compare.
Raphael is the studliest, none of the other's compare.
by Buslady September 17, 2005
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TurtleNeckEmo

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A self indulgent PickMe thirst trapping for female validation under the guise of feminism. Also may happen to have a poster of a dictator in their bedroom, contradicting their entire ideology.
Chad: Last night I was so downbad, I almost fucked my German Shepard

Quinten: Hey man at least you weren't as down bad as @TurtleNeckEmo
by MarcoPol0 August 12, 2021
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turtlehead sneak

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A fart that is surprisingly accompanied by a turd, forcing the farter to pull it back in to prevent a larger accident from ocurring.
Luckily for Eric, he realized his fart was a turtlehead sneak before it was too late.
by ulmelqlo July 27, 2008
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1: Michaelangelo, Donatello, Leonardo, and Raphael.

2: Appeared as a comic book in the 1980s

3: Created by Chuck Norris, on one fine day when he decided to eat four turtles whole. After they passed through his body, they had grown 6 feet and learned karate.
"Don't make me go Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles on your ass, son, Chuck Norris is on MY side"
by Jennard May 14, 2006
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green dudes who would so kick mofo power rangers skinny little butts.
Greengirl4Donatello4life.
turtles in a half shell-TURTLE POWER!
*SCREAMS* YEEEAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
by Greengirl February 28, 2004
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Velvet turtle

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Hugo offered to hold my velvet turtle while I break it in.
by Moe976 November 18, 2009
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The tip of a turd that has opened your asshole just enough to peek out at the world.
I'm squeezing as hard as I can to hold it in, but I got a turtle head poking out.
by Mike April 12, 2004
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