Definitions by Jennard

myspwned 

When you've been dissed on myspace by a friend.

"That chick was really pissing me off, so I took her off my top 8 and deleted her comments."

"Off your top 8? Man, harsh."

"I know. I just hope she notices she's been myspwned. I think she has, she hasn't called me."

myspwned by Jennard September 3, 2008

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 

1: Michaelangelo, Donatello, Leonardo, and Raphael.

2: Appeared as a comic book in the 1980s

3: Created by Chuck Norris, on one fine day when he decided to eat four turtles whole. After they passed through his body, they had grown 6 feet and learned karate.

"Don't make me go Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles on your ass, son, Chuck Norris is on MY side"

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles by Jennard May 14, 2006

Peepgasm 

To have an excessively joyful period of time after consuming marshmellow peeps.

*yellow sugar flies at girl* "Oh, sorry lady, I got my Peepgasm all over you."

Peepgasm by Jennard May 4, 2006