The Blind Tug

The Blind Tug is the act of giving someone a handjob in the dark

"Bro, Roxy gave me The Blind Tug last night in bed."

by MusicMan87 July 18, 2021

tug hustle

Noun: When your trying to be a smooth talker but instead get the trots in your mouth and it's just too much.

Yea I was really good to my last girlfriend went down on her and she farted...too much bro..too much. Shit man you really tug hustled that one.

by TreeBitches February 22, 2013

Rough Tug

A rough tug is when you get so mad at a situation, that you aggressively start tugging at your private parts.

“Dude my mom wouldn’t make me meatloaf for dinner. So I sat in the corner of my room giving myself a rough tug until I started to bleed.”

by DadKum69 April 2, 2021

comfort tug

When your girl breaks up with you and you have some much needed man time with your penis.

She gets the ice cream I get the lube!

Amanda just broke up with John again, I can hear him doing a comfort tug already

by M1khale June 10, 2016

Hot Tug

When a women applies luke-warm baby oil to her hands and then gives the male a Class A tugger a.k.a handjob.

Oh geez Grant got a gnarly hot tug from dat hoe!

by What Grant did to her August 25, 2011

Angry tug

Your wife doesn't feel like having sex but you pester her to death and she gives you an old fashion.

Thank you for the angry tug, I'll go back to the yard work now.

by SomeGuyInDundalk June 7, 2018

Dick-Tug

1. When someone is led to believe someone is attractive or something is of good quality in a deceptive manner.

2. It can also be used similarly to "yanking someone's chain" or "pulling a fast one". As in joking around with someone or misleading them.

Most generally used in exclamation of an occurrence of deceit.

Cory: "That girl Michelle last night was DTF"
Jesse: "Nah man, she's definitely engaged"
Bryan: "Dick-Tug!"

by PseudoChris May 10, 2014