pull a Tobin

Going away for a long, long (>3 hours) time when you say you're only going to be away for a very short time (e.g. 10-30 minutes).

Piet: Hey, I'm gonna be back in 10 minutes; gotta eat!
Henk: Okay!
*3 Hours later*
Piet: Hey, I'm back!
Henk: Don't pull a Tobin on me anymore, please...

by VeniVidiVici June 21, 2013

toobis

1) Some fat, arrogant Canadian who thinks stereotypes, hypocracy, and obvious lack of research are powerful persuasive methods.

2) One who attempts to challenge the obvious.

Toobis wrote "What idiot gave women the right to vote anyways?" and "Hitler: was he really so bad?"

by AllUltima February 20, 2005

tobin

The kind of guy who will eat all your shrimp at your holiday party leaving none for your guests. And then ask for more.

Quick they are running out of shrimp. Who invited Tobin any ways?

by stifflerr November 20, 2009

tootin' to the pros

Another name for a prostitute, or someone who acts or dresses like a tramp.

She looks like she's tootin' to the pros!

by The Original Starbuck April 20, 2009

SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermi

Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.

I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.



SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.

by Catamount June 21, 2008

Emma Tobin

A very Nice young lady that is enganged to a nob she deserves better for her william and thomas
add his snap @willt360

Emma Tobin is a very nice lady

by Ahenenenebdbdp October 27, 2020

Tobin Tuesday

Tobin Tuesday is a tradition in which you take a picture of our lord and savior Tobin Lester and post it to your snapchat with caption "Happy Tobin Tuesday!"

Hey Tobin smile for my Tobin Tuesday photo

by zestylesty October 12, 2017