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babes in toyland

A metaphorical term used by older perverts to describe underage girls at public places like the mall or playgrounds.
Old man: Damn sonny women didn't have booties like that back in my day.
Kid: what do you mean where. (While munching out on his Cinnabon)
Old man- well young'n, you see that fine piece a ass with the pigtails walk in in to that build a bearworkshop? That's what we like to call babes in toyland!

Ahhh...hmmm.yea....hmmm. oh ahh.hmmmm...almost there...ughh oh yea.. oh yesssss . spluge-splat!
Kid- aww... hey! I didn't as for extra icing on my cinnabon!
Old man- ( gasping for air) well now ya got 27 years worth , young'n. Now... we otta'get going to the playground now.... ya hear?
by YO! it's...ja-half-0 =) June 22, 2016
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Tokya Fashion

The style of wearing a seman face mask following a mad bukkake session with no less than 50 male "donors." Typically nori is affixed to the facial tissue with the dried semen. This is not mutually exclusive from the practice of the muslim faith, as the semen can also hold on the burka.

Very common amongst phillipino girls who post asinine commentary on facebook
Damn dude, I was was gonna blow a load on that little foreigners face when you were done to help her get setup with some real tokya fashion, but i'm not into Philippine girls.
by facebook_spam_victim August 25, 2010
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tolan

a woman who often goes on vacation and leaves her friends behind.
Man, i miss that girl who is totally tolan-ing it!
by Rachel Freeno January 1, 2009
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Toiya

A white girl I know with a black girls name...
Toy-Yah

Hey whats your name girl???? The names Toiya......
by SteriodMonkey88 October 29, 2009
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Tonya

My love.
Who will come to me next week.
Taking me into his arms and kissing me.... the best kiss ever.
Letting me know I am the one, because he is the one.
And from there on.... imagination
Tonya just do it!
by Ayuryari November 29, 2021
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Ben Tolman

The gayest, ugliest, whore with the littlest penis you will ever find. there are many ben tolman's... including ben tolman of new portland maine.
wow! look at that fag, it must be ben tolman
by penisface21 January 13, 2011
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Tonya

My love.
Who will come to me next week.
Taking me into his arms and kissing me.... the best kiss ever.
Letting me know I am the one, because he is the one.
And from there on.... imagination
Tonya just do it!
by Ayuryari November 29, 2021
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