Totes

How to say Totally in retard

Omg I am Totes there bfflflfllfbfllflbfllfbfl!!!!

*kicked in the thoat*

by Angelsfire December 17, 2008

totes presh

internet-influenced abbreviation for "totally precious"

Omg, these kittens are totes presh! <3

by libertybelle September 28, 2008

toolie toten

It's when you grab a random tool out of your shed and see how far you can shove it up your rectum.

I was toolie toten earlier but now I'm just cruising in my rari with my Louie lofers.

by Uptown banger November 15, 2013

Master Class Totem Pole

The proverbial "shaft" or "johnson" of Bozilas. A phallic device used for copulation/fornication. A flesh cudgel used as a sex blunt.

He buried his Master Class Totem Pole to the hilt.

I have a Master Class Totem Pole, bitch.

by Bozilas March 21, 2003

Totes McGoats

The cool way of saying 'totally'.

Popular Girl 1: So are you going to my party!?
Popular Girl 2: Totes McGoats.
Popular Girl 1: Cool!

by goatsbyboats August 17, 2010

Totes Awes

A shortening of the phrase totally awesome; used to describe something that is exciting or rad.

"How was the gig?"
"The gig was Totes Awes"

by fiddledeedeepotatoes October 24, 2008

Totes bonobes

An adjective that describes an action with a primary intention of becoming intoxicated by heavy consumption of alcohol and drugs over a short period of time whilst carrying out activities such as "rump rubbing", "penis fencing" and "GGing".

Look at that dude sleeping under a tree, he must have been fucked last night... that's totes bonobes!

by SecretChimp July 8, 2011