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Random Person: So thats how the egyptians built the pyramids
Random Person 2: Dude you forgot to capitalize Egyptians
Random Person: So thats how the egyptians built the pyramids
Random Person 2: Dude you forgot to capitalize Egyptians
by ihihihihihihigohjgoifsg September 28, 2017
Get the so thats how the egyptians built the pyramids mug.A bait and switch, by tricking a person into believing you are going to complete one action to them, and then subsequently ignoring that action and completing another that is completely absurd and/or unrelated.
Her pretending to pull me into a broom closet but then actually sending me to an ancient stairwell was a complete Egyptian Hallway.
by anonymous March 6, 2023
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Get the egyptian ant farm mug.A.k.a., "See Nile"; this term refers to a "somewhat-out-of-it" older person's delusional fantasies, hallucinations, forgetfulness, and other indications/symptoms of his being "in la-la land".
True story --- yesterday I helped my elderly disabled friend wif his home-entertainment system, then gave him a ride to da local convenience store. While there, I observed another elderly dude wif a fancy late-'90's Lincoln Town Car, and spoke admiringly to him about da car. I then went and sat in my own car to wait for my aged friend to finish shopping. When he did re-emerge from da store a few minutes later, he chatted a bit and expressed admiration to da antique car's owner as he was on his own way into da store, then turned and got into da car's front passenger's seat and closed da door. Well, naturally, I assumed dat da car's owner had himself offered my friend a ride home, and so I tentatively went to confirm wif my friend dat he would no longer need a ride home from me. He looked a bit puzzled at my question, and then said dat no, he'd still thought dat I was gonna transport him back to his apartment. I actually had to (super-pleasantly and gently, of course, since it was obviously just a completely honest mistake) verbally point out to him dat he was in fact sitting in a different car --- "Well, ummmmm... MY car is over there... you're sitting in this OTHER man's car" --- before he finally "woke up" to da fact dat he was currently occupying da wrong vehicle. So as we were leaving, I smilingly joked wif my friend dat perhaps he had begun to "observe Egyptian waterway", as in, to become somewhat "see Nile". He took my gentle jocular ribbing in good humor.
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Middle-aged guy #1: Huh, I must've Iost weight without even trying - these jeans are 38x30 and they fit great!
Middle-aged guy #2: Egyptian waders ftw!
Middle-aged guy #2: Egyptian waders ftw!
by MakingStuffUp November 21, 2025
Get the Egyptian waders mug.Max: hey Ivar, do you know what an Egyptian sunburn is?
Ivar:no i don't, Please tell me.
Max: It's When you fry a pan and then slap it on someone's ass.
Ivar: Nice!
Ivar:no i don't, Please tell me.
Max: It's When you fry a pan and then slap it on someone's ass.
Ivar: Nice!
by ivar123 July 11, 2017
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