sweeney taste test

A taste test used on a female whenever you can't decide on which hole to stick it in.

Girl: So what hole are you sticking it in tonight?
Guy: Let me use the sweeney taste test and find out.
*moments later*
Guy: Maybe just your mouth, everything else was disgusting
Girl: Come on, I just showered last week....

by sneakydudedictionary December 6, 2019

Wire Taster

You or your a retarded person strips a live wire as sucks on it

Yo Retard your a wire taster.

by aswdxzyttgcvbjk February 18, 2020

tree of taste

Much like a family tree, with the exception that relationships are formed based on who individuals hooked up with instead of genetic lineage. Best evidenced in college settings, especially in fraternities and sororities.

"I can't believe I'm in the same tree of taste as Chris. It's like an evil version of 'six degrees of Kevin Bacon.'"

by Wonder Weasel August 23, 2006

anal teetering

Verb: Anal teetering is the act of rubbing and stimulating the asshole to be used as a form of pleasure. Usually during anal teetering the asshole loosens to the point where the finger, dick, tongue or object breaks the cusp of the asshole and penetrates the asshole. In males this usually leads to a premature ejaculation if the receiver of the anal teetering is enjoying it.

Delmiro got his first anal teetering and a came within 4 minutes, he was so embarassed and confused.

by Delnino Teeter January 28, 2008

tastemaker

An individual who's determination of what's stylish influences a significant quantity or quality of people resulting in a supportive trend.

“I’m a pop enigma. I live and breathe every element in life. I rock a bespoke suit and I go to Harold’s for fried chicken. It’s all these things at once, because, as a tastemaker, I find the best of everything. There’s certain things that black people are the best at and certain things that white people are the best at. Whatever we as black people are the best at, I’m a go get that. Like, on Christmas I don’t want any food that tastes white. And when I go to purchase a house, I don’t want my credit to look black."

Kanye West talking to Spin Magazine.

by Kristi Moe January 18, 2008

tell me how my ass tastes

The new slang or term to beak someone. Thought up by the epic freestyler Shaq. This phrase can be used to make fun of someone and is a sure when to shut the other guy up

tony: You aye you suck bro your a piece of garbage
mike: is that right?
tony: ya man your worthless
mike: well.. tell me how my ass tastes!

by mydickisafootlong June 26, 2008

tastes like cum

something that a person who hasn't had had a BJ yet might say to make it seem like they have. By saying "tastes like cum", it seems like they would know what cum tastes like, when really, they're just saying it.

Emma: Jesus Christ, this milk tastes like cum!
Louise: How would you know what cum tastes like? It's not like you've...
Emma: Shut up

by Lucky6969 June 16, 2008