Teabagger

1. n. A man that dips his scrotum and testicles into the mouth of another person. (as if dipping a tea bag into hot water)

2. n. A conservative activist who is so ignorant that they protest against tax cuts (that benefit them) by throwing tea into a river.

Earl squatted down and teabagged Betty Lou by dipping his nutsack into her open mouth.

Billy Ray cheered while he watched the teabaggers protest on FOX news.

by r0d April 13, 2009

Teabagging

The scrotum, much like the tea bag, is a pouch that is used specifically as a means of convenient storage. The tea bag is to tea-leaves as the scrotum is to testicles. Now most people would come to the consensus that the scrotum is not the most attractive aspect of the male form, and that it should be hidden from view at all times because of its offensive appearance and function. Whenever the scrotum comes out of hiding, people tend to take notice. Imagine a scenario in which you and your close associates are out drinking all night and having a gay old time. Also imagine that you have a friend named Greg, who in light of his low tolerance for alcohol, proceeds to act like a total dilweed for most of the evening, and his night reaches its climax when he passes out. (Note: Greg has passed out with his shoes still on, making him fair game.) You and your friends decide that Greg should be punished for his capriciousness, and one friend-let’s say his name is Jarvis- suggests that “we should tea-bag him!” As has remained constant since the colonial days of tar and feathers, mob mentality prevails. Everyone praises Jarvis for his idea, which seems brilliant in the context of inebriation, and they suggest that he have the honor of performing the deed. Jarvis walks over to the incapacitated Greg, and proceeds to unzip his jeans. He delicately exposes his scrotum and slowly descends, hovering above Greg until he finally allows his junk to come to rest gently on Greg’s face. Applause.

Greg was a victim of teabagging last night, and he complained to me about scrotal-residue left on his face. (see scrotum stamp)

by Paul K.S. November 23, 2009

teabagger

A simple minded person who doesn't want government in their life but is pissed when the road isn't fixed or needs the national guard to get out of a flooded home.

the teabagger doesn't realize we all have to live together and there are constitutionally elected people who use their tax dollars to run this country.

by neomee June 30, 2011

teabaggage

The emotional "baggage" carried around by an anti-gay activist who hires a rentboy for homosexual activities, and gives the excuse that he only hired the boy to "lift his luggage" (a.k.a. baggage).

A: Did you hear about George?

B: Yes, it's unfortunate. He must have found that boy quite useful for gently cradling his bags in the palm of his hand.

A: Bags filled to bursting with sweet tea...

B: George will be less effective now that he's carrying all that teabaggage around all by himself.

by drthanos2 May 8, 2010

teabagitis

a condition in which the afflicted desires to be teabagged so obsessively, that nothing else matters. More often than not, the affliction leads into darker areas of perversion such as "teaganging"where satisfaction can only be achieved by having groups of 4 or more men, teabag the ailing party for extended periods of time, while giving each other common reach- arounds and whistling strands of " yank my doodle - it's a dandy." Severe cases often lead to the more hardcore acts such as the "rusty trombone."

Though she knew that the doctor's diagnosis of her teabagitis sounded so sexually sinister, the fact that Danielle constantly daydreamed about scrotums on her eyes, her cheeks, her lips,coupled with the recent discovery of a small smegma deposit on her upper lip, forced her to believe that her worst fears had come true - she was indeed afflicted.

by 1 beat off June 2, 2010

teabaggery

1) The continuous act of teabagging.
2) Leaving your "tea bag" exposed or soaking in the mouth of another.
3) Enjoying a drink called the "craptain teabag" (made of captain morgan and iced tea)

Levere's constant teabaggery has left his balls exposed to the elements

-Can I get a double captain and iced tea?

-Sorry sir we don't condone teabaggery at this establishment.

Open your mouth and say ah. Here comes a nightsworth of teabaggery ho.

by dr. seif October 15, 2011

Teabarrier

1. A barrier (usually temporary) that exists for no reason. 2. A barrier erected for political reasons. 3. A procedural barrier to accomplishing a worthy task.

1. "Dude, Cruz and his Teabaggers teabarricaded the park."
2. "Dude, there's a teabarricade around the Urban League voter registration booth."
3. "Dude, the GOP put up a teabarrier around the whole fucking government."

by edward oleander October 2, 2013