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telephoning

a form of illegal fishing using electricity
Grab the battery, we're going telephoning!
by winston38 August 24, 2007
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Telephony

similar to telepathy, its when your waiting for a text and check your phone to find nothing. but while your checking your phone you get the text that you were looking for.
Man, I've been waiting so long for that picture of Olivia, why hasn't she sent it yet. I think I'll check my phone. damn noth-OH SHIT THAT'S HOT.

i must have telephony.
by Handy Jandy June 29, 2011
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telephone

something you call when you sneeze...then you call safety if you not near a telephone or don't feel like getting up...and if you don't touch a sneeze then someone gets to punch you:)
ahhhhchewwwww!!!
"TELEPHONE...safety"
by eggss and bacon April 6, 2008
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Telah

Also known as a "No Fun Nancy". They don't like it when people try to have fun or play practical jokes. They are also known as aunt skunky.
by mx21.1994 August 18, 2011
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Telephone Scar

Cut a slice from both corners of the mouth through the cheeks to the ears. Once the cuts are stitched up, your face will look like a telephone pole.
When you encounter a drug dealer on the street, ask him if he has Kibbles-n-Bits. Before he can answer, use your shiv, a broken beer bottle or a box cutter to give him a telephone scar. By marking the drug dealer, you're sending the message that you are not one to be fucked with. Then empty out his pockets, and leave him in a dumpster for dead.
by scullie July 21, 2009
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telephoneaphobia

When a man is afraid to have a friend with benifits forgets how to dial the phone out of fear that the girl wants more.
He don't have to have to have telephoneaphobia it ain't like he's my boo!
by JW DeSoto November 6, 2005
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telephone booth

Hey Carpman
Love your work
Telephone booths are also where geeks change into there super hero costumes
eg.Gay man
computer man
i know everything ever man
by The incredibly smelly jerry September 18, 2003
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