teedo

A thot that loves to trap

a wild teedo in its natural habitat eating leaves

by kohzaybreh April 27, 2014

teflontron

This sort of weird, English dude. He sounds like he molests small children. And for some reason, Japanese people call him "Mr. Tron", which I just find the funniest fucking thing ever to be fucking funny. Oh yeah, and he has a cult.

"The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle lied to us."-T3h Tron

by Giggles May 28, 2004

teebone kneebone

A process by which the perpetrator thrusts his cupped fingers behind the victims knee, who is sitting down just beside the perpetrator. Preferably in a Classroom situation. The perpretrator then lifts the under section on the victims knee upwards until the point where a dislocation wudnt be out of the question.

I was streaming through my history paper when Bruno the bastard teebone kneeboned me.

by .zola January 21, 2007

teelster

(noun)

a) A mosy-ass mo'-fo' who always takes his time and backs out at the last minute citing manifold, often senseless or pathetic excuses.

b) An aloof asshole.

c) An awesome best friend.

a) Damn, that teelster last night took his mosy-ass time getting ready and then told me his pet chickadee ate his shoes and his Dad told him he had to take care of it.

b) Damn that teelster. What an aloof asshole.

c) Damn, that teelster's a pretty cool cat.

by enigbiguous August 5, 2011

Teeno

Teeno is the definition of a boy who has no regular teeth because he was being gay and his GF drop kicked his nuts and smashed his head into a wall

He’s a teeno.

by Ohhhhhhj December 3, 2019

teelan

The sound of Teelan's voice brings women into heat and grizzly bears to a purr. A genetically perfect human, he possesses the physique of a Greek God and the charm of a british spy. His reflexes rival that of a jungle cat and he showcases mongoose-like speed. Smooth as silk and suave as an italian jazz singer. A god among men, there is no equal, nor shall there ever be.

The party was full of girls, but then teelan came by so they all went home with him. Man he is awesome.

by tpiece November 20, 2013

teelee

A fucking guy who can fucking do math

Teelee is known for being a fucking nerd

by Papi4743 March 24, 2018