tardulon

The tardulon is an extremely retarded tard. They are worse than a regular tard and possess extra tardy features.

The tardulon broke the door of the class down, leaving a trail of piss in its wake

by Tard guard August 12, 2017

tarducky

The Italian stallion that loves the duck face selfies, going to the beach to show off his rockin bod, and playing lacrosse with his Bros. Would give his left nut to be on the hit series Jersey shore.

Bro you take so many selfies you're such a tarducky.

by Iceyhott August 25, 2017

Targuba

Usually used in a shorter version : Targu
It used for someone that is a leader in group of friends.
It is an honor to be a Targu in a group

"Targu! It's been a while, good to see you."
"You are such a great guy Targu"
"Targu pls help me out."
Only a few can be Targu in this small world
Targuba is a man with great leadership

by -Losh- August 2, 2018

Tarquin

he's a stereotypical example of a perfect human being who has a job, wins a medal, has a degree and likes reggae and football, as described by contemporary god Joe Talbot

why don't you get a job?
even Tarquin has a job
Mary Berry's got a job
so why don't you get a job?

by UrbanTemps September 20, 2018

Tarlungs

A tarlungs is someone who cant put that cigarette or meth pipe away, best used as Kyle Tarlungs

Great Balls of Fire Jenkins, look at that ugly tarlungs over there smoking that ciggy

by 5ch4R November 1, 2018

Tarquin & Margo

Fictional charachters invented by band Resisting Dystopia, in order to describe upper middlclass white people who pretend to be left wing as a fashion statement.

Stop being such a pair of melts, you fucking Tarquin & Margo!

by Rikstir July 20, 2019

Tarquin morgan

The GREASTEST Being to walk the earth, ever in history.

Critical damage tarquin Morgan

by BECKY13👻 November 17, 2019