tyting

typing and writing at the same time

why do you tyte slowly? tyting is very easy

by effyou2.0 April 1, 2019

Tying Shoelaces

A euphemism (another word for) giving a blowjob. Comes from the scene in Harry Potter and the half blood prince when Ginny and Harry are talking, and Ginny says "shoelace" and bends down to tie Harry's shoelace, but it looks like she's going to suck his cock.

Ron: where is Ginny?
Hermione: probably tying shoelaces.
Ron: what? whose?
Hermione: Harry's.
Ron: WTF?!

by SexyRanchDressingMan August 17, 2009

dick tying

The art of rearranging a flaccid penis into geometric figures or knots.

"Micheal was dick tying last night and he made a triangle"

by Jliff June 13, 2017

typingweb

A bootlegged program that "teaches" yo how to uses your computer because the fucking government is wasting our time. WHATS WRONG WITH THE MAN.

Welcome to typingweb, this is the KEEEEYBOARD

by jdrone19 April 25, 2013

Zzz toping

When one is in a prolonged state of benzo abuse and is drifting in and out of consciousness

Oh man you should have seen Troy last night, he was ZZZ toping so hard he was drowning in a bowl if Wheaties.

by Mizo capoli August 14, 2014

Captain Tying Knots

(n.) Man who possesses the capabilities of tying any kind of knot at any point in time upon request. If anybody needs a knot tied they go to him.

Don't ask me how to tie a sheep shank knot, ask Captain Tying Knots.

by BMont October 29, 2010

tryping

Usually getting on instant messaging services after a night of partying. The results are usually disasterous but still comical. Tryping is the act of having to try really hard to make what ever your saying readable to another person. (trying + typing)

Mandy- I wasg out parytign tonihgt.
Joe- Wow, how much did you drink?
Mandy- Ogh, not to muhc.
Joe- You need to work on your tryping.

by Zachhh June 3, 2006