There's Poo-Poo In the Head

A fictional, phoney-bologna, fake made-up song sung to the tune of the children's song, "The Farmer in the Dell".
Sung when you lift the toliet lid and find that some total asshaberedasher has left a big fat shit in the bowl and failed to flush.

♫ There's poo-poo in the head ♫
♫ There's poo-poo in the head ♫
♫ Don't forget to flush again ♫
♫ There's poo-poo in the head ♫

by Telephony September 12, 2016

There is no war in Ba Sing Se

There is no war apparent, but in actuality there is a cruel war going on which the outsiders do not know about, bystanders do not talk about, and insiders fight using all means necessary while still trying their best to hide it from the public.

The saying originates

"Russia did not invade Ukraine, and there is no war in Ba Sing Se."

"Censorship does not go against free speech. There is no war in Ba Sing Se."

"There is no inflation above 2% in USA in 2022, just like how there is no war in Ba Sing Se."

by Sapioit March 26, 2022

shark therapy

A highly successful psychotherapy technique that requires only one “session” during which a person comes close to being eviscerated by a great white, but is allowed to escape unharmed.

I tried shark therapy because it’s more experiential and doesn’t require you to talk or have insight; you just feel really great when it’s all over!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 5, 2020

finger therapy

Slang for giving someone the finger and the immediate healing this physical and emotional release provides.

I knew that we were definitely done as I heard him yelling at me again so I gave myself a much-needed dose of good ol’ finger therapy!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 7, 2020

bus therapy

Slang for when incarcerated men are transported to another prison.

I’m gonna systematically refuse a few direct orders and get me some bus therapy.

by Dr Bunnygirl March 13, 2021

Now there's a pretty meme

Exquisite!

Person A: Now there's a pretty meme
Person B: Exquisite!

by P0IS0NI August 5, 2022

How we doin there bub

A common phrase on the coast of Maine. Used when one lobsterman greets another. Another variant that is often used is "Hey there bud". It is important that these are both pronounced with a great Maine accent.

Lobsterman 1- "How we doin there bub?"

Lobsterman 2- "Great, had a good catch today."

by solarbirdman January 5, 2010