swiss cheese fuck

verb - While having sex every 20 seconds you switch to a different hole. You do this repeatedly and in any hole you like.

Guy 1:

Hey man last night was crazy. Fucked her in the pussy, then ass, got some head, went for a titty fuck, in the ass again, and the back for some old school pussy.

Guy 2:
Holy shit man. You swiss cheese fucked her.

by Gonz!!! May 4, 2009

Swiss Law

Named after the famous Swiss Brand, maker of most notably pocket knives. The Swiss law is the correlation between the lifespan of a/an product/object and the time it takes for it to be outdated. This is most obvious in electronics whre Moore's Law is also applicable but is also found in auto industry. If someone where to plot out the lifespan versus outdatedness the graph would roughly symbolize negative correlation where the apex being Current and the Beginning of Lifespan. Then both decrease exponentialy. To conclude, the Lifespan doesn't determine if it will become outdated.

John ,"Ahh, man. My computer is way outdated but it's Lifespan is supposed to be 5 years."
Fred ,"That sucks dude, should of thought about the Swiss Law."

by Lefan Markus February 5, 2009

skidstick

Name used for your penis after having anal sex with a cleanliness challenged person.

I fucked that dirty bitch in her dirty ass and now I have to go wash the tracks off my skidstick

by Uranus is my urinal bitch April 28, 2009

swiss knuckle

penetrating an anus with your unusually long knuckle

perry: dude how'd it go with sherry last night
terry: it was awesome dude. i got to swiss knuckle her
perry: aw dude, gross. we didn't shake hands did we?

by dry heaves January 15, 2011

Swish Bottle

Swish Bottle or just Swish is another form or rather option for stating something is of great value/cool.

Your car is very "Swish bottle"
That new movie was Swish

by HurpinDerp June 19, 2011

swiss polly

A drink consisting of 1 shot of white, 1 shot of spiced rum, 1/2 glass of green tea iced tea, and 1/2 glass of 7up. It tastes like a cream sickle, but with alcohol.

"Hey dude mix me up a swiss polly and let's party!"

by Theonespanish May 18, 2014

Swiss Prayer

A sexual act first practiced by a heroin addicted R.E Teacher in Scotland. Firstly, you inject yourself with heroin then you insert a large toblerone bar into your anus and a crucifix into your vagina while, letting the drug take you to heavenly ecstasy

Me: Dude, did you hear about junkie Joyce?
Mark: No, what happened?
Me: She was found in a gutter performing a Swiss Prayer
Mark: Ahh the old toblerone, crucifix DP

by Grimmer666 August 1, 2014