"I found a new game for my Nintendo for about fifteen stitches!"
"I quit smoking it's going to save me somuch stitches."
"Dad asked me for a stitch I told him, I don't have it."
"I quit smoking it's going to save me somuch stitches."
"Dad asked me for a stitch I told him, I don't have it."
by Jm8a May 10, 2023
Get the stitchesmug. Noun: An appropriate rhythm while stitch-fucking. Two males are double penetrating a woman in her anus and vagina, and as one goes in, the other is going out. This appropriate rhythm ensures that the woman is fully penetrated at all times and does not die or get split in half. This also conveniently prevents the two men's testicles from touching each other, which could call their heterosexuality into question.
Matt: Man, when I grow up, I want to be just like Josh and Stacy. They're masters of synchronized stitch. All the chicks are talking about them.
Zack: Yeah, I hear their balls don't even touch. They're gonna turn synchronized stitch into an Olympic sport!
Zack: Yeah, I hear their balls don't even touch. They're gonna turn synchronized stitch into an Olympic sport!
by Jay-Deezy February 25, 2010
Get the synchronized stitchmug. by That name you can't remember May 3, 2018
Get the Stitchedmug. The term "Stahl Stitch" or sometimes called “husband stitch” refers to a controversial and medically unnecessary practice where, after a woman has a vaginal tear or episiotomy during childbirth, an extra stitch is added during the repair — supposedly to make the vaginal opening tighter than before birth, often for the presumed sexual benefit of the male partner.
"No one told her what the Stahl Stitch meant, only that it was ‘for her husband,’ a phrase that stayed with her far longer than the pain."
by Kmoney9 April 29, 2025
Get the Stahl Stitchmug. When you need a lawyer fast but you only have £39 to your name and don't mind it coming from an anonymous source on the internet
by Pugwasher November 20, 2021
Get the cult stitchmug. Refers to a group of dedicated seamstresses/seamstressers (tailors).
Like a gaggle of geese, or a clowder of kittens, our costume guild and fans wanted a phrase that would indicate a group of people who sew either on a project or privately.
The "coven" indicates a magical quality of this group to produce intricate fashions/costumes that are almost unworldly.
Like a gaggle of geese, or a clowder of kittens, our costume guild and fans wanted a phrase that would indicate a group of people who sew either on a project or privately.
The "coven" indicates a magical quality of this group to produce intricate fashions/costumes that are almost unworldly.
When I realized that the completion of my Elizabethan costumes were running late, I enlisted a coven of stitches to help me finish in time for the masquerade.
by angeet May 22, 2014
Get the Coven of stitchesmug. A sharp pain in the stomach area that can commonly occur to people doing physical activity, usually running.
by bigboymcevoy November 18, 2020
Get the Stitchmug.