The stinky spider is a sexual act performed on male genitalia. The stinky spider is performed by placing both thumbs in the rectum of the male while dancing your eight other fingers on the scrotum.
Bonus nachos if you get him to shoot his web.
Bonus nachos if you get him to shoot his web.
John could never finish unless he was wearing his Spider-Man mask and receiving an aggressive the stinky spider.
by Stinky Varys May 1, 2021
Get the The Stinky Spidermug. by hornyteen04 September 5, 2018
Get the sexy stinkymug. by StinkyBoy567 May 6, 2021
Get the Stinky Girlmug. The act of deficating in the middle of a public area with others present. Made famous by a man named Max.
by Jeff McKracken August 22, 2006
Get the Stinky Kalbermug. Mary isn't able to sit down, walk straight, or go to the bathroom after the Stinky Conquistador I gave her!
by Drewpy January 26, 2005
Get the Stinky Conquistadormug. After foreplay, Sam struggled to locate a condom. When he did, he went back to the room only to find Kelly passed out, so he gave her a Stinky Rudolph for his satisfaction.
by Matt Caruso December 12, 2008
Get the Stinky Rudolphmug. n. an act similar to the "Wet Willy" involving the insertion of one's finger in one's own rectum, and then placing it into the ear of another. Other variations of this are the "Stinky Wet Hank", used with diarrhea; and, the other, with the substitution of one's finger with one's own penis.
Emo Pat (coming in crying tears of joy): Oh, fellow confidants, my dear yonder Rachel hath given me ye olde stinky hank last night in mine horseless-carriage upon the misty mountain hop!
Confidants: FAR OUT!
Rachel (smashing through the wall): And, he returned the favour...BOO YAH, GRANDMA!
Confidants: FAR OUT!
Rachel (smashing through the wall): And, he returned the favour...BOO YAH, GRANDMA!
by Danny Tetlock March 13, 2005
Get the Stinky Hankmug.