stalker

Edward Cullen

The word "stalker" is just a synonym for "Edward Cullen"

by FreddythePhisher December 9, 2009

status stalker

on Facebook, one who frequently comments the statuses of random people and/or presses the "like" button

athena: omg that creeper just pressed the like button on my status!
ariel: yeah like who IS he?
jackie: i dont even know, he just presses the like button on EVERYONE'S status!
audrey: hes SUCH a status stalker!

by JACKIEISC0R3 March 28, 2009

Mr. Stalker Pants

A person who stalks a person and finds out almost everything about them. I.E. - Their new job, where they live, their phone number, etc. But, still like them, so instead of calling them just a "STALKER!!!!", it is more of a joke, so it's "Mr. Stalker Pants"

Teacher: Wow Mr. Stalker Pants, your stalking abilities sease to amaze me.
Student: I know, I know.

by Paul A. November 15, 2006

facebook stalker

A person who had way too much time on their hands, basically someone who has no better life except to look at others profiles and be jealous or want to have their lives. Or a person who constantly steals another person's wall posts, photos, notes and posts them as their own. That's a real loser facebook stalker, they have no imagination or creativity for their own facebook updates, so they have to steal others reality updates to make themselves look/feel good. These people are sad cases of obsession and loneliness, they spend way to much time on facebook as well, by posting 20 posts a day.

"Elliott is such a sad,lonely person, he spends too much time looking at others facebook profiles attaining ideas for his new status update." That's a real Facebook Stalker, my friend told me!

by robinhood1975 April 11, 2012

stalkeratzi

anyone who preforms the act of stalking someone, but does it in a direct manner

I got that stalkeratzi bitch following me everywhere

by Tip May 13, 2005

Trout Stalker

Alot of people use the term Trout for a 40+ man out looking to pickup younger girls so maybe it means someone looking for older men? Others think it's being interested in large penises..... the term was mentioned on Chrisley knows best when they were looking up handler names for cb radio.

Uncle Richard watch out for that trout Stalker she's got wizard sleeves! Hahaha

by Ginjaminge September 9, 2020

Stalker Status

Noun/Adjective: One of the status words pointing out or describing a weird, unoridinary, or stalkerish person.
2: someone watching you for no reason, mainly from afar.

S.S: Yeah, I was at the grocery store and saw you buy those new boxers.

Me: Yo, stalker status! *backs away*

by CJ Fizz May 16, 2008