Sentence One:
A Stranger comes up to JKMN (Noel) and asks "Do you wanna Sprite Cranberry?"
Your walking down the street, like every other normal winter day. In the distance, you hear a faint "Its the thirst, Thirstiest time, of the year. Someone then proceeds to jump out at you and scream "DO YOU WANT A SPRITE CRANBERRY?"
A Stranger comes up to JKMN (Noel) and asks "Do you wanna Sprite Cranberry?"
Your walking down the street, like every other normal winter day. In the distance, you hear a faint "Its the thirst, Thirstiest time, of the year. Someone then proceeds to jump out at you and scream "DO YOU WANT A SPRITE CRANBERRY?"
by a weeb :) *go watch some anime December 17, 2019
Get the Sprite Cranberrymug. A holy liquid, it's recipe said to be pass down throughout the generations of the Mcdonalds family. Straight-up battery acid in a cup, the most spiciest liquid you'll ever pour into your mouth-hole. It deserves to be in the periodic table. The substance alone can make a dead person come back to life. Can make a child foam at the mouth.
Bro 1: hey, dude, what does McDonald's Sprite taste like?
Bro 2: Aw hell naw, not that battery acid! It's so spicy it needs a spot on the periodic table!
Bro 3: How dare you invoke the name of such a holy substance? *butts into the conversation*
Bro 2: Who brought you in this conversation, Bro 3?
Bro 3: The McDonald's Sprite!
Bro 2: Aw hell naw, not that battery acid! It's so spicy it needs a spot on the periodic table!
Bro 3: How dare you invoke the name of such a holy substance? *butts into the conversation*
Bro 2: Who brought you in this conversation, Bro 3?
Bro 3: The McDonald's Sprite!
by isopods_are_glorious May 13, 2024
Get the McDonald's Spritemug. by Original Orangutans December 28, 2018
Get the Spritemug. The act of needing to poop or something stinky. A pun intended to poke fun at my cat Sprite who smells terribly, actually.
by DontchaWannaKnow June 21, 2009
Get the Spritemug. Last night I had some McDonald's Sprite, that shit had me crying in pain. I had to go to the ER because it burned off my esophagus :((
*cries*
*cries*
by Beyoncés wife (Bella <33) April 24, 2024
Get the McDonald's Spritemug. by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 28, 2018
Get the Sip me like spritemug. spite-writing; writing out of spite.
by diapason November 14, 2020
Get the spritingmug.