That split second just as you realise something really bad has/is about to happen, your stomach feels like you're falling off the top of a tall building and your sphincter grips up tighter than a Duck's Arse.
1. I was in the office late at night and thought the place was empty, I was just about to start Rounding up the tadpoles when a cleaner walked in! There was a sphinct-o-second moment while I frantically packed my todger away.
2. Sent a sext message saying "I'll be home in 5, lube yourself up!" and as I hit sent, I saw "Received: mother in law" !
2. Sent a sext message saying "I'll be home in 5, lube yourself up!" and as I hit sent, I saw "Received: mother in law" !
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1) "That's such a sphincterian move" - What an asshole move
2) "I never realized, but you're actually quite sphincterian" - you're kinda an asshole
2) "I never realized, but you're actually quite sphincterian" - you're kinda an asshole
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Sphinx it would do everyone a favor if you would stfu and stop being a weird pervert by putting these wacky doodle things in general chaos.
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