spalty

Noun- salty sperm

Adj- one who has salty sperm

Noun- I had some spalty for breakfast

Adj- I slept with this really spalty guy last week. I couldn't even swallow.

by spalty surprise June 15, 2015

sparty

SPARTY spahr-tee noun. a social gathering during which the invitees watch spartacus & drink to double sword chops and calorie boobs.

dont be tardy for the sparty

by mar dogg February 22, 2011

spastastic

the female behavior of panicing, become frustrated or angry; to react irrationally to an event, usually due to a boy's actions or lack there of

Girl: "OMG, he isn't calling, ughhh!!!"

Friend: "It's ok, he will call, he is probably just busy"

Girl: "I wonder if something happened, why doesn't he have his phone!!"

Friend: "It's ok, just calm down your being super spastastic"

by KBizzle158 October 16, 2008

Spastic

Something a gay person would say

Boy 1 “ I am feeling very spastic today”
Boy 2 “ I agree you make me spastic”

by Shazz the hentai November 19, 2020

Spastic Schlong

A massive schlong that makes you go dumb once you get it good.

“My babe gave me some spastic schlong last night - I still walk with a limp!”

by mymumabusesourdoghelp September 19, 2019

spast

i word use for dismay

Oh spast im going to have to kill you now

by Kyle November 20, 2004

Sparty

If someone is 'sparty', they see themselves as enigmatic and reserved, but more often than not they are talking utter bullshit. This means that they are nearly constantly ridiculed for foolish 'nuggets of wisdom'.

If you jump off a cliff, does that mean that you fall to your death, or jump to your death?
->
Don't be such a sparty fool.

The hairiest side of a horse is the inside.
->
SILENCE! Stoopid sparty.

by lifeinsepia May 3, 2007