Shattered McCrank

when a thin layer of shit is crusted on your asshole. As the day progresses, the shit hardens and shatters like glass.

AC forget to wipe, so at the end of the day, she got a shattered mccrank.

by bah like one dick print? June 4, 2012

spattered

splashed, asperse, bedabble

My bed was spattered with blood.

by justaguy334432 November 18, 2013

cock swatter

a women who stops another women from getting laid. also known as twat swatter.made famous by dane cook.

"I tried to take that girl home, but her friend is a total cock swatter."

by jabbawoky May 24, 2009

Scattered

Scattered is when your somewhere and something comes and you leave abruptly

Mark : Then the police came so we all scattered

by colourful bird Oioi September 24, 2016

Shatter

The ugly mess that coats the inside of the toilet bowl when you have to go to the bathroom so bad that you fart and defecate in unison as soon as you take your seat. (Sh*t/Splatter)

I had to go to the bathroom so bad that it took three flushes to clear the shatter from the bowl.

by Juan Pescador September 24, 2019

spatter

spatter is a term used to describe access shit that sprays from your asshole as you either lay a turd or make a failed attempt to fart but it ends in a shart. this incident is most commonly encountered when you are a fatass and or lost a bet with your rectum

i thought i was just going to drop some kids off at the pool but in fact it turned out to be just a huge wet shart that left spatter all over ernie's bathroom. he never forgave my fatass.

by Chief Running-Wolf June 18, 2009

Spattery; spatteries

Spare battery or batteries

I'm gonna put a/some spattery; spatteries in my camera bag.

by DreBoi January 15, 2010