smashed

A key smash is exactly that, a random smashing of the keyboard that conveys intense or overwhelming emotion that cannot be expressed through words. However, there is an art to this trade. For the perfect key smash, use the "Home Keys" on your keyboard; this includes the letters a,s,d,f,j,k,l,; as well as g and h. The typical start letters are "a" and "j" but any of the Home Keys can be used. Once you have perfected your key smash, you can begin throwing in letters from the other rows for a personal touch. It is a staple of the LGBT community and a versatile conversational tool.

The key smash can be used in virtually any scenario to display urgency or intensity of one's emotions or situation.

Humor: "ajkshwdkljxg lmaooooo"
Tragedy: oh my goodnessalsdgkwnlzkgjkssd idek what to say that's terrible!
Anger: WHAT?! AKXZNVJLKKSALDFKALD;GH I CANT BELIEVE YOU DID THAT!
Distrust: Yeah, as if ifasazksfdfs if if if if I'm gonna let you use my tractor.
Suprise/Denial: AKXFDJSKAHFKLDHAZSJAGQKJDHFJKS NO WAY!!!
Happiness: OMG YESSSHFDHQJKLDSHGJXSFG
Anxiety: nononononono afjdkahdjhgakkjl no way I can'ttttfjadkhk

by ur the best, ur amazing, hbd August 25, 2018

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smashing beetles

An act of futility/ derived from the unseen but refered-to character in Game of Thrones, Cousin Orson Lannister, who spends his time smashing beetles.

I appears that putting up 'No Smoking' signs is only smashing beetles –– kuu, kuu.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ß€₡ʞ August 13, 2019

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smash with a floppy

To have sex with a girl after you've already busted a nut so your dick is soft

Guy 1: Yo I heard you fucked Jenny for a straight half a hour last night, that's dope!
Guy 2: Well kinda, I came like 3 minutes in and had to smash with a floppy for the rest.
Guy 1: Savage bro, way to play it like a champ

by tybjack December 15, 2016

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