Smartitude

Smart + Attitude = pseudo-intellectual.

"Smartitude won't get you anywhere in life, sonny."

by Subdermal_iPod_implantee December 18, 2006

Smarties

Slang for Pills, X,

Got any Smarties?

by Babu May 27, 2003

smartical

Ok, first of all, all of these definitions are wrong. The REAL definition is: "smart i call myself" squished into 9 letters.

I know this because I made up the word when i was in 7th grade for a school project. We had to fit a word or words into 8 letters (we were making lisence plates). Then I made "smrtical" which is "smartical".

Sorry, I just HAD to clear it up. :D

You can still use it the way the other people where putting it:

Person 1: ur so dumb.
Person 2: smartical bitch.

by CORRECTORRRR September 26, 2009

smarting

Smart farting.

I didn't want to fart in church. So I'm smarting in the men's room instead.

by Rygone October 7, 2016

Smartie Box

A box where you whisper something to it and then pick out one of the smarties inside and it will give you the answer on the back depending what color you picked. (Hopefully the one you wanted)

"Are the falcons going to win"
(blue smartie picked) "NO"

by you know October 31, 2004

smartical

a person who thinks there smart but isn't

I think i am very smartical

by Caitlin Gibas January 11, 2009

smartying

smart partying - checking yourself prior to wrecking yourself

"oh man, I'm so hungover this morning, bro"
"not me, man! We were smartying hearty last night!"

by Smart Partier January 27, 2008