A discord mod who desperately tries to control and maintain their image of being "cool". Tries to stay relevant by talking about mowing his lawn (eating another mans ass) or playing overwatch 2 (a gay dating app for transgender men). Unfortunately has a child but spends most of his time moderating a gaming discord (lol). Instead of receiving #1 dad t-shirt he receives #1 discord mod. Forever to be remembered for his screaming tantrums and trolling.
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To "slowdick" is the art of embracing a leisurely, unhurried approach towards tasks, decisions, or actions, often resulting in delays or procrastination. Just like the laid-back charm of a sloth, slowdicking entails taking an inordinate amount of time, seemingly savoring each moment, as if there's an abundance of it.
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To "slowdick" is the art of embracing a leisurely, unhurried approach towards tasks, decisions, or actions, often resulting in delays or procrastination. Just like the laid-back charm of a sloth, slowdicking entails taking an inordinate amount of time, seemingly savoring each moment, as if there's an abundance of it.
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"Instead of starting early, I found myself slowdicking through the entire morning routine, and now I'm running late."
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"I can't believe he's slowdicking again on choosing a gift for his girlfriend; her birthday is tomorrow!"
"Instead of starting early, I found myself slowdicking through the entire morning routine, and now I'm running late."
"She's known for slowdicking on major life choices, contemplating every possibility before making a move."
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what occurs when a glimfott comes into contact with the schleer. a slordonk is an optional organ included in the $3.99 organ dlc for aggasloppa developed bethesda game studios, the todd himself. a slordonk allows the user to slow down time, along with a little “donk” noise when activated. donky slonky bonky. do not allow the slordonk to come into contact with a fleergoht, for the resulting tickle will tickle your pickle. (it make brush to tickle pickle with :3)
what occurs when a glimfott comes into contact with the schleer. a slordonk is an optional organ included in the $3.99 organ dlc for aggasloppa developed bethesda game studios, the todd himself. a slordonk allows the user to slow down time, along with a little “donk” noise when activated. donky slonky bonky. do not allow the slordonk to come into contact with a fleergoht, for the resulting tickle will tickle your pickle. (it make brush to tickle pickle with :3)
a slordonk is the gleergot which divides the tiirophbuh into fleer, which are small turungles that hoj the roj. do not disturb them as they are sentient and speak fluent wurbledonk, along with several dialects of plolololololo, including flibbydor, qrt, nurlon, bermingham (completely different see it’s spelled differently), reldoot, and goooooooooooooooooo (future form of what we today know as goop.)
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