Slordonk 

slordonk (noun)
what occurs when a glimfott comes into contact with the schleer. a slordonk is an optional organ included in the $3.99 organ dlc for aggasloppa developed bethesda game studios, the todd himself. a slordonk allows the user to slow down time, along with a little “donk” noise when activated. donky slonky bonky. do not allow the slordonk to come into contact with a fleergoht, for the resulting tickle will tickle your pickle. (it make brush to tickle pickle with :3)

a slordonk is the gleergot which divides the tiirophbuh into fleer, which are small turungles that hoj the roj. do not disturb them as they are sentient and speak fluent wurbledonk, along with several dialects of plolololololo, including flibbydor, qrt, nurlon, bermingham (completely different see it’s spelled differently), reldoot, and goooooooooooooooooo (future form of what we today know as goop.)

Slordonk by circlongfort April 9, 2024

Slopdonkey 

A term used to describe an excessively drunk, sloppy, and stupid individual who is behaving in such a way that they resemble one who is mentally handicapped in both actions and facial expressions. (v.) To behave as a slutty drunk idiot.

Holyfuckinshitballs Dill is such a slopdonkey. I wish he would stop making that face and stumbling around like he's wearing cheap hooker heels.

She was a dumpah, but she was slopdonkeying all night and she fell in the pool.

Slopdonkey by ElSanDorse October 16, 2011

slopdonk 

short for sloppy donkey

That girl was a slopdonk, she was all over the place

slopdonk by naynizzle December 7, 2021