slow bob

when you give the head good but when the broad does it slowly

"yo i seen ur broad slow bobbin a nigga in the passenger seat in center city"

by snapbacks mcgee May 7, 2012

Slow Clap

what the villain does whenever the hero does anything. Clap clap clap followed by well well well followed by dun dun dun.

Hero: *foils villain's evil plan*
Villain: *slow claps* Well Well Well *unveils secret weapon*
God: dun dun DUN!!! plot twist!!!

by The Intimidating British Guy May 20, 2021

Slow Wit

Someone whose thought process is unnaturally slow, although the person is capable thinking faster.

I can't believe the drivers on the road. I was stopped behind someone who couldn't figure out the light had turned green, until it turned red again. Freakin' Slow Wit!!!

by Opinion Jockey January 21, 2009

slow feltch

same as feltch but you let the hot animal semen marinade in the rectum for at least 24 hours while the semen bask in the raw essence of the butt gravy and then drink with a bendy straw.

Jeff enjoyed the roasty goodness of the slow feltched juices as he sucked so elagantly through his purple bendy straw

by Dennis "Pierre Ruger" Raw September 13, 2009

slow as molasses

Extremely slow, not moving fast, taking extra time

" I was trying to get the kids ready but Charlie was being as slow as molasses on a tin roof" "She's taking her time with her homework. I swear she is slower than molasses"

by Wearytaco January 10, 2019

slow creep

When trying to get the attention of the opposite sex while exhibiting no interest at all. Putting forth no effort - not even a glance.

"Vickle noticed a girl who interested him. He stood by the bar sipping his beer waiting for her to approach..."

He is using the slow creep method to get the girl.

by biblicone June 29, 2007

slow 'n' go

When, rather than come to a complete stop at a stop sign, a motorist chooses instead to slow down to something resembling a stop, then resume normal speed and continue through the intersection.

Me: That stop sign on the outskirts of town is really stupid.
Casey: Yeah, I just slow 'n' go it.

OR

"Dude, you just slow 'n' goed that stop sign in front of a cop."

by Jaeki May 24, 2009