Anything viewed as extremely boring or awful to endure. Often pronounced "shlow butter" for extra effect or good measure.
Student 1: Man, you sit through class yet today? Teacher had us taking notes the whole time.
Student 2: You mean "slept" through class today... that was slow butter!
Student 1: (in agreement) Shlowwww butter!
Student 2: You mean "slept" through class today... that was slow butter!
Student 1: (in agreement) Shlowwww butter!
by teachmrj February 19, 2019
Evenly spaced applause from a single individual, typically used to call attention to the clapper's presence rather than as a genuine accolade. A classic maneuver for any Samuel Jackson character.
Hero: <impressive display of prowess>
Observer: <slow clap>
Observer: Very impressive, but you forgot about X...
Camera reveals X
Observer: <slow clap>
Observer: Very impressive, but you forgot about X...
Camera reveals X
by Phing March 03, 2006
A person who is slow to pick up on common ideas, jokes, and statements. Usually blondes or people who were shaken as babies.
Why in the world would you think that the moon was made of cheese, Lacey? Damn, you're such a slow bunny.
by Voli23 February 07, 2005
when you are driving with two lanes going the same way and in both lanes there is someone going really slow and you can't pass on either side.
Bob: Sir I'm sorry I'm late i was in the middle of a slow sandwich and i couldn't pass on either side
Sir: It's okay cause those really suck
Sir: It's okay cause those really suck
by Spyder0003 April 26, 2009
what a guy says after he slept with a girl and wants to continue to do so but doesn't want to call her a girlfriend or go on real dates.
by Elayne_G August 15, 2006
"Yo man, slow jacking has so many benefits. Why just the other day I was cooking while I jacked, try the oven mit, it's just like givin' yo'self a stranger."
by Billabong aka Buck-deezy February 15, 2006
Takes place in a office setting with a rolling cloth office chair.
(WILL NOT WORK WITH LEATHER CHAIRS!) Individual farts into cushion of chair, being sure not to let out the stink, then gets up quietly and rolls the chair towards unsuspecting co-workers.
(WILL NOT WORK WITH LEATHER CHAIRS!) Individual farts into cushion of chair, being sure not to let out the stink, then gets up quietly and rolls the chair towards unsuspecting co-workers.
by Flusher103 October 28, 2010