SLoW kid

SLoW or SLW is an acronym for self-loathing white, sometimes referred to as "kids" as they are often college students or other young recipients of higher indoctrination with little to no real-world experience.

There were hardly any black people at the campus BLM demonstration, just a bunch of SLoW kids.

SJW? More like SLW!

by Van Thos June 2, 2020

slow clap

Evenly spaced applause from a single individual, typically used to call attention to the clapper's presence rather than as a genuine accolade. A classic maneuver for any Samuel Jackson character.

Hero: <impressive display of prowess>
Observer: <slow clap>
Observer: Very impressive, but you forgot about X...
Camera reveals X

by Phing April 14, 2006

slow bunny

A person who is slow to pick up on common ideas, jokes, and statements. Usually blondes or people who were shaken as babies.

Why in the world would you think that the moon was made of cheese, Lacey? Damn, you're such a slow bunny.

by Voli23 February 7, 2005

slow sandwich

when you are driving with two lanes going the same way and in both lanes there is someone going really slow and you can't pass on either side.

Bob: Sir I'm sorry I'm late i was in the middle of a slow sandwich and i couldn't pass on either side

Sir: It's okay cause those really suck

by Spyder0003 April 26, 2009

take it slow

what a guy says after he slept with a girl and wants to continue to do so but doesn't want to call her a girlfriend or go on real dates.

I had fun Friday night but lets take it slow.

by Elayne_G August 14, 2006

slow jack

To masturbate at a reduced pace. Sometimes performed for hours at a time.

"Yo man, slow jacking has so many benefits. Why just the other day I was cooking while I jacked, try the oven mit, it's just like givin' yo'self a stranger."

by Billabong aka Buck-deezy February 16, 2006

Slow Roller

Takes place in a office setting with a rolling cloth office chair.
(WILL NOT WORK WITH LEATHER CHAIRS!) Individual farts into cushion of chair, being sure not to let out the stink, then gets up quietly and rolls the chair towards unsuspecting co-workers.

Hey follow me, i think Pat just set off a slow roller

by Flusher103 October 28, 2010