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shower singing

It is the time when you are in shower and you are actually trying to sing well.
You think I sing bad, but you’ve never heard me shower singing.
by Toomoyst May 10, 2018
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constipated singing

{kon-stuh-peyt sing-ing}

1. act of performing a song or voice composition so terribly that the singer is likely or at least seems to be in danger of dying from chronic and/or severe constipation.

2. act of performing a song or voice composition so painfully forced and earnestly that the listeners to said alleged music torture suffer from multiple colon perforations that can and will likely lead to the listener's death
When will Sam Smith's manager force him to go to the ER? I'm scared that he will die from chronic constipation. He's been diagnosed by dozens of doctors listening to his constipated music and his constipated singing.
by Tsarstepan September 5, 2019
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to save your sinking Titanic

to anything and everything possible to save one's school/university semester that one is about to fail.
mother: George look at your grades. You' re failing your last year in high-school. Is there anything you can to save your sinking Titanic?

George: Lol. no. I think it's a little late to do anything about it now. I should have listened to you and partied less.

mother: At least it's worth a try, don't ya think so?
by Sexydimma May 24, 2012
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Worldwide blame sirine day!

The one day a year when all problems are SIRINES fault.
Worldwide blame sirine day!

“Oh I spilt my drink on my cat”
“It’s cool it’s blame sirine day, it’s all her fault!”
by Redoubtable December 21, 2021
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I’ll have you singing soprano

Saying

Slang used to describe putting someone in immense pain and having them screeching in pain as if they are singing soprano. Commonly used in the mob.
MUSTARD: I don’t know what you’re talking about-
SCARLET: Either give it up now or I’ll have you singing soprano
by christianisarabbit April 2, 2022
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how is megan so good at singing

“how is megan so good at singing

no she is not HAHA
by lizzie brown May 8, 2021
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