Fair Way to the Shooter

A toilet that is a lengthy distance away from the origin. A term used only when one has had too many alcoholic beverages causing the distance to seem more lengthy than it actual is.
Only for use by a fair-dinkum Aussie who is so smashed that he cannot see the urinal he has just fallon onto. Asked to a complete stranger that the fair-dinkum Aussie has never seen before or will see ever again.

Ay mate, it's a fair way to the shooter innit?
That shazza goes fukin 'ard 'ay I hear; I wanna shag her but its a fair way to the shooter, I don't think I can make it.

by Kent Kentish December 19, 2004

carolina cooter shooter

When you get your girl so close you can slide your cowboy hat down her clit like a Visa card and make her shoot like a 12 gauge

I gave my girl the ole Carolina cooter shooter last night and I still can’t get the stains out of my cowboy hat

by Ole Porkchop July 1, 2020

soomer

A socialist boomer

Hey look at Larry what a total soomer

by kurtcocaine_ April 2, 2020

bean shooter

someone who likes to show off in front of a group of people
someone who opens his/her mouth to much and sez a lot of bullshit
someone who constantly lies about getting laid or something he/she didn't do just to fit in with friends/people
a flapper

i am the best bean shooter there is :)

by blthrskt July 24, 2008

Salad Shooter

A vegitarian or vegan with the runs.

by kreecher August 16, 2003

Shooter

(Plural) Shooters

(Proper Noun) An alcoholic shot that is made in a martini mixer and that contains 75% mixer and 25% of selected alcohol. Typically made with Vodka, Clear Rum, Gin, or Clear Tequila. Typically mixed with assorted Juices, Sweet and Sour, Grenadine or triple sec.

- "Who's ready for some shooters?!"

by stamina123 February 6, 2010

scoomer

A Person of very poor personal hygiene

Good lord you really stink you dirty scoomer

by Richard Trump September 28, 2005