Single and ready to Ringel

When an individual is lonely and decides to put needs aside and fuck a stripper for 200 dollars.

Yo boys I’m single and ready to ringel, let’s go hit the club.

by LYAUF October 7, 2020

local singles

An advertisement made to take your identity and ruin your life

Hey dude I clicked on that Local Singles ad and my credit card and information was stolen!

by MikeGames February 15, 2014

you single

The word you single is most often used by 9 year old Roblox players, other wise used in a really weird conversation yo wanna get out of.

9 year old: time to sign into my roblox and get some sweet online babes.

Other roblox player: I'm just minding my own business in his game.

9 year old: hey you single.

other player: yeah, wanna go on a date.

9 year old: SURE :) XD
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Mom: so honey this is how sex works...

Son: you single?

Mom: umm what...

by JONES BBQ AND FOOT MASSAGE June 20, 2017

Super single

Single and nobody likes you or are even close to liking you.

My relationship status is super single

by Mo2314 June 15, 2018

singles awareness day

February 14th, the day that every single man realizes "Damn, I forgot to get a girlfriend." Usually the wiser of the men realize this days ahead based on the many pink and red hearts and fluffy overpriced things found as they go to purchase their beer, or perhaps whilst sitting on the couch enjoying the rerun of 'Independence Day' realizing that every other television advertisement contains the word 'love' or a suggestion to the holiday most refer to as "Valentine's day".

Singles Awareness Day is also abbreviated "SAD" which can be found quite fitting to many people, ironic to the people in relationships, and quite clever to those who don't give a shit either way.

Boy: "Happy Valentine's Day!"
Girl: "Happy Singles Awareness Day!"
*slaps boy in the face and walks off*

by Jerry Riggs January 12, 2009

Single mom discount

The single mom discount is when a single mother (preferably a MILF) doesn't want to pay full price for something so she seduces the man/women into sexual activity to cover the price.

Plumber: "Alright, ma'am your sink is all fixed, that will be $189"

Single mom: "Oh my, that's a little high, can I have the single mom discount?"

Plumber: "The what?"

Single mom: *Starts to stroke plumbers cock*

Plumber: "Ohh yeaa that feels nice"

...The Single mom and the plumber engage in sexual activity for about an hour...

Plumber: *Putting his clothes back on* "Well ma'am, your grand total comes to $15"

Single mom: "Now that sounds reasonable!"

by LeftHandMan October 19, 2009

shingling

The act of continuing to date a girl you want to break up with while you start dating a new girl. It usually occurs because you either don't't know how to break up with your girlfriend, or because you want insurance in case the new girlfriend doesn't work out. The period of overlap is like the way shingles overlap on a roof.

John's was shingling with Alice until he finds a way to break up with Mary.

by LV8x September 25, 2009