scrumptchy dumptchy

something thats very scrumptious

mmMm this egg is very scrumptchy dumptchy

by rx2ie August 10, 2023

Strumpet Crumpet

Strumpet Crumpet A hottie and great in bed

That Strumpet Crumpet is hot and sexy

by VileGay September 20, 2023

Strumpet

a prostitute or promiscuous woman who also identifies as a crumpet (a thick, flat, savoury cake with a soft, porous texture, made from a yeast mixture cooked on a griddle and eaten toasted and buttered).

Mary! You are such a strumpet!

by SB+DC February 15, 2024

Strumpet

A woman with questionable promiscuity/a prostitute who identifies with/relates to/shares similarities with a crumpet (a round soft unsweetened bread resembling a muffin, cooked on a griddle or the like, and often toasted).

(Lucinda) : "Mary is an absolute strumpet cunt!"

by SB+DC February 16, 2024

Scrumpty

The act where a man shoots his load of semen into a bowl, then dips scrotum in said bowl, and uses his testicles as a paint brush on his partners face, creating the ‘scrumpty.’

I’m bouta put a Scrumpty on this nigga’s face.

by infinitegoals March 25, 2024

scrumptinging

Scrumptinging refers to the act of eating dead cockroaches with salt and pepper.

"Dude, Jason was scrumptinging yesterday."

by RealNameDinng April 10, 2024

scrumptious madametious

an adjective used to exaggerate a female who is absurdly appealing/gorgeous/beautiful and or attractive

“like, i can’t believe how my absolute queen, hyuna, from alien stage is so dang scrumptious madametious.”

by speareshake May 26, 2025