scrumpkin

cross between scrumptious and pumpkin. Used to define people, pets, and other fantastically adorable creatures.

you little scrumpkin!

by angel of halifax April 12, 2011

Scrum Felch

Act of using a wide bore drinking straw (i.e. Wendy's Hamburgers) to suck the cum out of a man's rectum after gay anal sex. However it is RARELY actually used to mean this, instead it's used as a put down.

He sat down and pushed my laptop off the end of the table - what a scrum felcher.

by BBBert November 30, 2011

scrubbag

An insult used by Luke David Charles Carpenter, meaning that someone is both a scrub and a bag.

Vaxorus: You can't play with us LDC
mrldcc3: fuck off you fucking scrubbag

by Vaxorus September 15, 2014

Scrunion

Refers to a female's luscious ass. Applicable to jailbait, sorority sluts, MILFs and possibly even GMILFs for some of the more dsisturbed members of our society.

1.) Jim: I love when Alexis wears those spandex workout pants...

Joe: Yeah, you totally get a great view of her scrunion!

2.) Man, Cathy's ass is scrun-diggly-umptious!

by virex21 March 2, 2010

Scrum Master

A girl/boy who enjoys and is experienced at eating and licking around the bum hole/ballsack.

That Charlotte Duffield is a real Scrum Master!

by Scrummager July 1, 2020

apple scruff

A die hard Beatles fan

In the fog and in the rain
Through the pleasures and the pain
On the step outside you stand
With your flowers in your hand,
My Apple Scruffs

by street_spirit February 12, 2005

scrunt

Combination of three words - skanky crusty cunt; used to describe a woman of ill repute.

That girl is such a scrunt!

by Jason Spencer April 21, 2003