I'll scoot a hump on ye

I will hit you and leave you with a bump, usually said by parents and grandparent

If you keep shouting at me young man, I'll scoot a hump on ye

by Derry Irish November 5, 2021

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Shoot-n-scoot

A convenience store in a rough part of town where shots ring out on the regular.

I was goin’ to get some smokes and beer at the Shoot-n-scoot when Dray shot the manager for not opening the money drawer quick enough.

by JWBS July 24, 2022

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Poot and scoot

Walking by someone and farting.
It's like the walking farts but wetter.

Mom walked by us while we were all watching TV and did a poot and scoot

by Vashie Smashie November 14, 2025

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scooter douche

1. n. A person that uses electric rental scooters and then leaves them laying carelessly and inconveniently about once they are done with it.

2. n. An inconsiderate ass hat.

The city is launching a rental scooter program? Great. Here come the scooter douches.

by picc285 July 27, 2019

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A sexual process that is started by shoving a dog biscuit up a girl's ass. Then she tied up to a rusty old hipster drug van. She is then fucked in the pussy by a crow bar as the Scooby Doo theme song plays in the background. The process is completed by ripping off her face, saying "Mystery solved!", drenching her corpse and the van in gasoline and igniting it, and finally sending the van off a cliff while yelling "Zoinks!". Afterwards you fuck her dad.

"Yeah I gave my side bitch a mad Scooby Dune fam, but on God her dad had a better ass."

by Feridon Hamidi March 1, 2019

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