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Boob Schmega 

To squeeze the boob until the Montgomery goes as red as her nipple, then slap him in the face with it, breaking his nose.
After giving Mary a Dirty Sanchez, Billy copped a Boob Schmega
Boob Schmega by Blanchy November 13, 2007
Pronounced shmadj. Abbreviated form of schmagina (from the latin vagina schmagina).
1. Schmag can be used much like the word "smurf-"
2. Or as a noun meaning crap, stuff
1. "schmagtastic"; "shmagical"; "schmagerrific".

2. "Hey, what is that schmag all over your sleeve?" or "You've got a little schmag in the corner of your mouth there."
schmag by Nickdammit August 7, 2006

schmagma 

Unpleasant sweat that developes on a man's taint*.

*Refer to "taint" in UrbanDictionary for definition
Hey Lisa Guerrero, Quit talking about John Wade's "schmagma" on Monday Night Football!
schmagma by Rob S. September 8, 2003
anything you want it to be, can be good or bad, (though usually bad). this word derrives from lauren and hogg!! schmear can also be used
can be used when shouting at people from the geography windows at school, or any window for that matter. e.g. "schmeal"
schmeal by laurenzo bennitti January 2, 2005

Schmegma 

An unidentified object on a pool deck or locker room.
HOLY SHIT! There is a lot of schmegma on this floor; look at that big pile of schmegma. WHAT IS THAT!?
Schmegma by EDITHMOUNTAIN February 25, 2011

Schmegma 

1. similar to frumunda cheese, or the chesey shit you find under your nutsack near the gooch, quite similar to belly button lint. often the reason for scratching your nuts till you break the skin and profuse bleeding occurs.
2. Schmegma on Toast, also known as S.O.T., is a popular band in the ridgewood area, you should all be lining up right now to lick my schmegma away. hazaa bitches.
"This schmegma tastes good on my toast"
"yea i know, its like an orgy in my mouth, where'd you get it"
"it was under my nut sack near my gooch"
"tasty"
"i know"
"blow me"
"ok"
"what"
"nothing"
Schmegma by Carm and Bucky December 26, 2004