Scalping

When you ejaculate on a bald mans head, let it dry and peel it off.

"Man, Bill has some serious dandruff for a bald guy"

"Oh dude, no! He's TOTALLY into scalping"

by JesusPolice June 18, 2025

Scraping

Scraping is starts with sounding, preferabiy with a metal rod put into the urethra of a penis, then with a sharpened tip or prongs the top of the rod is used to scrape the inner lining on the urethra, either for the point of scraping or to scrape off material to be saved for later use.

"Hey Angus! I've been itching down there all day, you wanna go scraping with me?"

by Scrape Master Angrus December 18, 2025

Scraping Soup

Getting the most out of what you have, despite the consequences.

"Dave has really been scraping soup recently, he'll get what he deserves."

by SprayingTheSoup January 7, 2026

Corn Scraping

Corn Scrapping
Verb…the act by a dog of dragging its ass along the floor to scratch its anus.
Noun…the brown line left in the carpet after a vigorous corn scraping.

John Michael: Oh gross, is that brown mess corn scraping on Grandma’s carpeting?
Drew: That has to be, I saw Daisy corn scrapping earlier.

by ClarenceBede December 9, 2010

Straight Scraping

Being broke

"to produce with difficulty"

So broke today, had to search my whole house for a few bucks... straight scraping

by Brosknow October 1, 2012

Dough Slaping

The act of repeatedly smacking your flaccid penis upon someones ass cheeks until hard

I couldn't get it up, until I did some dough slaping

by BigpapaJohn July 9, 2014

urban scamping

urban scavenger camping. Living in an urban environment by scavenging food, drink, shelter, and clothes as necessary. No caching goods, begging, barter, or busking. Theft and borrowing are prohibited. Bonus points for style and consecutive days scamping.

Jerry went urban scamping this weekend, but he was busted diving a dumpster.

by imafor November 30, 2016