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SamsClubStalker

A creepermale 55-67 years of age that lurks in SamsClub and other various destinations only behind
children, the freesample ladies,and sometimes the other SamsClubStalkers (Depending on there Vision and Sexual Preference)
who try to be informative about something weird and really just want to stick the liverspotted dick deep within the caverns of your asshole to feel a sense of sexual gratification, and that their viagra is working.

See related areas: WalmartStalker, StarBucksTalker, Persusive Old Corpse.
" Hey there little boy,
what do you think about Pears?"

"There Delicious you creepy ass SamsClubStalker."
by John Mins April 20, 2009
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Samosaurous Rex

A person notorious for being accidentally funny while coming off as an idiot at the same time.
The red-haired clown pussy was making a Samosaurous Rex of himself in the vet clinic. "Stop making a Samosaurous Rex of yourself, Sam!"
by TheBears September 13, 2009
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Samesies

A cutish girly way of saying "same"
Noelle exclaimed how much she loved herself a Caramel frappechino from starbucks and Santiago replied: "OMG totally Samesies"
by Swaggysanti February 10, 2015
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Samism

Unique phrases an interesting girl named Sam has adopted into her vocabulary and utilized in her everyday life. For example- Earball,oh 4 cute, bestest and cha know.
“Omg...she just yelled in my earball

“Wow... she is oh 4 cute!”
There she goes again with her samism’s”
by Bb4lfe July 2, 2018
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Samsara

Samsara is probably one of the most interesting people you have ever met

She is strict when it comes to studies but is the most amazing friend ever

She tries to hide her pain but it is very well noticed by the ones who are close to her

Samsara has a very unique personality

She is a sophisticated girl but probably has friends who are laughing weirdos.
Samsara is one amazing girl
by miathegreat March 1, 2022
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SamIsSwag

A very swaggy man (this message has been sponsored by SwagIsSam)
Hey have you seen SamIsSwag? When i did he gave me imortallity with his coolness.
by SamIsSwag July 6, 2022
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