a man with an very small penis
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Get the Schmo mug.A sex act where a man licks the center of their sexual partner's vagina while trying to shape it into the size from a s'more to a hat and then yell out the word "Buzz Lightyear" while also masturbating on her mouth as well to make it look like a sex toy, hence the word "Toy Story".
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Get the schmole mug.An aggressively stupid person. A true schmoe-donkey combines the hapless, clueless, luckless qualities of a regular schmoe with the stubborn, clumsy qualities of a class-A jackass.
"Who was that random guy at the party?"
"You mean the one drinking all our beer?"
"Yeah, and hitting on all the women, even though they told him to piss off... for like three hours straight."
"Oh, that guy? Yeah, just some schmoe-donkey."
"You mean the one drinking all our beer?"
"Yeah, and hitting on all the women, even though they told him to piss off... for like three hours straight."
"Oh, that guy? Yeah, just some schmoe-donkey."
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