Martha Stewart

To fix or make better than previously was.

I'm gonna Martha Stewart your twat! It's a good thing!

by Raine June 7, 2004

Rod Stewart wasted

Drinkin mountain dew while blasting some Rod Stewart.

Dude, were getting Rod Stewart wasted tonight.

by Rodstewart92 January 23, 2011

Marjory Stewart-Baxter

*Another finger-puppet friend of Salad Fingers
who is the only female puppet out of all three puppets.
*A very beautiful woman.
*Someone who tastes' like sunshine dust.

"Marjory Stewart-Baxter, you taste like sunshine dust"
"You look like Marjory Stewart-Baxter"

by Kristina Wallace January 13, 2006

Kristen Stewart Face

A facial expression that looks like your dad just died
by killing your older brother
as he threw away your family dog
that was pregnant
and about to have cute puppies. Must be held continuously throughout an entire scene.

Did you see Mary? She had the Kristen Stewart Face going on during our entire conversation. I hope she's okay.

by Steamboatwillyt March 17, 2012

"Milo Stewart" Syndrome

The belief that "all men are misogynistic," that "all white people are racist," that "all cisgender people are transphobic," etc. Gross stereotyping.

Person 1: "That girl said I'm homophobic because I'm cisgender!"
Person 2: "Damn, that's a case of "Milo Stewart" Syndrome

by jranthony98 October 17, 2016

Martha Stewart Dump

A defication session so violent that it splatters the bowl in a decorative fashion.

As used in a sentence:

Do you have toilet brush, I just took a Martha Stewart in your bathroom.

by BigBad2374 January 21, 2005

Kristen Stewart smiling

There is no such thing.

Dude: Hey man I just think just saw Kristen Stewart smiling
Other Dude: There is no such thing..

by The truff September 10, 2012