Steering the porcelain bus

Drunk and spewing while holding the rim of the toilet to stop falling in.

Hary's pissed, he's off steering the porcelain bus.

by Richard Kopf November 29, 2007

land of steers and queers

just about any Western state

"only steers and queers come from Texas private cowboy, and you don't much look like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down" Full Metal Jacket 1987

by another Masshole October 15, 2003

New Orleans Steamer

When you take a large massive dump in a hefty bag and beat someone with it till it breaks open. Often performed while under the influence of alcohol.

Brett Favre recieved a New Orleans Steamer that may send him into retirement, again!

by MajinNic February 3, 2010

Boston Steamer

A now ex-girlfriend left in the snow naked and unconscious due to being roofied with a steaming pile of shit on her chest.

That Boston Steamer in your yard brings back memories of beautiful winter days back home in Massachusetts. What a work of art, a borderline masterpiece. I like how you threw in that Dirty Sanchez to emphasize cultural diversity.

by Jason Chilton February 21, 2020

Botany Bay Steamer

The art of catching a fish, gutting it then laying a turd inside it before steaming and serving to your mother-in-law explaning the corn and carrots are part of your special herb mix.

The mother-in-law is coming to dinner tonight so I'm off to catch a Botany Bay Steamer for her.

by Yobboford June 12, 2010

The Brodine Steamer

A brodine steamer is when you drill a hole in a girls belly button. You the proceed to take a dump in the new hole. Then you go to pound town on the newly created oriface.

"Did you hear that last night Cole gave Avery The Brodine Steamer?"
"Wicked bro."

by 420RealNigga420 January 30, 2017

philadelphia steamer

Is when a woman puts her lips around a guys anus as he farts

Jack bent over and let loose a Philadelphia Steamer

by Lizard KN August 30, 2006