When one deposits the used toilet paper to the wall, after defacation, so that the feces makes the paper stick to the wall. Several are usually arranged in a bouquet of stinky oragamy.
Missy was irritated with the condition of the truck stop restroom, so she left some shitflowers after pushing out a muddy Stuckey Nutlog.
by Eman1187 May 7, 2009
Get the shitflower mug.1. v. an exclamation of angst and aggressive emotions toward an inconvenience.
2. n. a person of low social status due to his or her negative attitude toward his or her peers/environment.
3. n. a truly unsatisfactory session of intercourse.
4. adj. pertaining to shittyness and fuckery in the chosen subject.
4. adv. a quality in a performance that is lower than that of shitty.
2. n. a person of low social status due to his or her negative attitude toward his or her peers/environment.
3. n. a truly unsatisfactory session of intercourse.
4. adj. pertaining to shittyness and fuckery in the chosen subject.
4. adv. a quality in a performance that is lower than that of shitty.
1. "shitfuck! that was due today?!"
2. "yeah man, watch out, he's being a total shitfuck today."
3. "nah, it was a shitfuck, I won't be seeing her again anytime soon."
2. "yeah man, watch out, he's being a total shitfuck today."
3. "nah, it was a shitfuck, I won't be seeing her again anytime soon."
by chmrvhg October 4, 2011
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by Dossy Silentkilah April 4, 2011
Get the shitfaceded mug.A person who is struck by a debilitating case of diarrhea, explosive or otherwise, and has the misfortune of other stomach related ailments. While relieving said diarrhea the individual is overtaken by the sudden urge to vomit and is forced to do so into the already poo contaminated water. Upon contact with the water’s surface the projectile vomit splashes the contents up into the individuals face… they have just been shitfaced.
Dude, I can't go out with you tonight my stomach feels awful, plus I need a shower I just shitfaced myself in the bathroom.
by Alexander High-tower April 27, 2009
Get the Shitface mug.Man drank so much beer last night that I woke up this morning and took a shit that gave me a huge shitflap!
by Hangus77 May 26, 2005
Get the shitflap mug.1. To be extremely drunk, often resulting in memory loss and a hangover on the following day.
2. To post a picture of your personal feces on Facebook.
2. To post a picture of your personal feces on Facebook.
1. Tina was so shitfaced that she completely embarrassed herself last night!
2. I was checking out Bob's Facebook page and he posted a pic of his own dookie!
2. I was checking out Bob's Facebook page and he posted a pic of his own dookie!
by Shareeb4Prez October 26, 2009
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