smartphone-o-fart

Fart sounds produced by a smart phone loaded with fart-sound software.

I thought Larry ripped one, but it was just a smartphone-o-fart.

by poppilopo June 12, 2009

Smap

The act of faping, only in a even louder manner. Similar to slaping your junk.

Dude, did you hear that samping?
No, i was to busy smaping myself.

by EnderFox October 25, 2012

Shatpank

Great, cool, wicked, the best, da bomb. proper Bo, excellent, perfect

Beyonce is totally shatpank

This club is shatpank, i could come here every night

by Lori-Lee Wynter July 6, 2003

Satpinder

1) Tall Ass Indian

2) Used when something is so totally amazing

Damn man did you see that Satpinder?

by Joety March 16, 2008

shatpank

Really good - see also "heavyweight"

that pint of Stella is proper sahtpank

by AL April 26, 2004

Smatter Horn

Taking a dump on someones chest during sexual intercourse.

"I gave Shirly a wicked smatter horn horn last night!"

by Turbaisu August 6, 2007

Smatch

To smack someone in the snatch, usually as punishment. See also smatched, smatching, and smatches.

"If you keep posting links to Rebecca Black's "Friday", I'm going to smatch you.

by Esmatchulator June 7, 2011