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wisconsin tooth smasher

When a broad gives a blowjob to a man who has a large prince albert piercing he gives her a german nose hose then pull out and slaps her in the mouth knocking out as many teeth as possible and finish by saying make me some eggs bitch. The whole time she thinks its an average blowjob until the big finish
Cindy's mother asked her what happened? Cindy responded I told Ian I need to go to the dentist and get a tooth pulled. So Ian said I can save u some money and gave her the wisconsin tooth smasher
by n8t-n February 20, 2011
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Slathered

A state of drunkenness which lies on the balance of wanting to go to bed and desiring to get furthermore intoxicated, typically experienced after 3-4 bottles of quality cider.
I had three and a half Sheppy's Dabinett cidré last night. I was so slathered I could decide whether to go to bed or stay up all night making one word rig's.
by Blatant_Aardvark November 19, 2009
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Slosher

A derogatory term often used to describe a man who moves from woman to woman without any regard for class.

Often good looking. Although their sloshiness makes them unattractive to the upperclasses
Jack would be really hot if he wasnt such a Slosher, he was with Bianca last week and yesterday he slept with Chardonnay.
by DJ247 April 5, 2011
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Slusher

When a man shoves snow into a womans vagina before jizzing.
I wanted to give that girl a slusher but it was summer so I just did a screaming seagull.
by The Slusher January 1, 2010
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slosher

A boot or shoe with water trapped inside.
slish slosh slish slosh... garggle... slurrrrrrp

guy: "fuckin slosher..."
by thelastmanonearth July 15, 2006
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dick smasher

A useless person, N.A. equivalent of wanker, or tosser.
by Butthead December 2, 2005
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Crab Smasher

A man who's task it is to utterly destroy a ladies southside seafood restaurant (vagina) and make off with the goods (ejaculate).
"Excuse me madam, would you like me to f**king smash your crab in as I am a crab smasher?"
by bearded clam warrior March 1, 2010
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