open up shop

Verb.

1. To commence an undertaking.

2. To beat the crap out of someone.

3. To fuck wildly.

4. To turn the tables during an Ultimate Frisbee game.

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1. We should really open up shop on Project Apollo.

2. If he keeps pissing me off, I'm gonna open up shop on that asshole.

3. Dude, she's hot. I'd definitely open up shop on her.

4. We were losing pretty badly until we gave up the zone defense and opened up shop on them.

by thaks April 26, 2006

Balloon Shop

Balloon Shop- Most definitely the greatest youtube channel out there with hits such as

Hey Ben
Take it to the Next Level
Shake
Snack Pack
I'm Listening to my Radio, Derrick!

and much much more

Guy 1: did you see the new balloon shop video

Guy 2: yeah, dude it was hilarious

by Youtube Lover June 4, 2009

sex shop

A place that could be described as 90's PornHub. Prague is filled with these places.
A.K.A. the greatest source of your sex tapes and sex toys.

That weirdo goes to the sex shop almost every day. He's giving me chills.

by Bigbeating Kioshi July 24, 2016

“Shoe Shop”

A place you go to buy shoes...

Ok, we know this is a GTAV strip club joke because of the Icon on the map.

Friend 1:
“You can play gta 5 on my Xbox, just please don’t enter the “shoe shop”.

Friend 2:
“K”

by jay95.exe November 15, 2019

Anne Summers Shop

A place where sex is currency
A place where teenage boys wish their girlfriends would go
A place where handcuffs aren't for law enforcement
A shop that somehow survives without customers
A place where bras dont need to cover the nipple
A place where desperate women go to flll the hole
A place that sells DVD's with unusually bad acting
A place where things that vibrate strictly arent for cleaning teeth

Alice: I picked up something from the Anne summers shop today
Joe: Fuck yes! ive been waiting for this all my life
Alice: And you wont be dissapointed
Joe: *Jizz in pants

by MG34D October 27, 2010

butcher shop

vagina; preferably a meaty one that you can eat quickly

"what are you doing tonight?"

im goin to her butcher shop"

"you lucky bitch!"

by qacko123 October 8, 2009

visiting the flower shop

1. Losing your virginity.
2. Having sex with a virgin.

Kelly: I had sex with David last night.
Marie: Really, was he any good?
Kelly: It was really awkward. He told me afterward that he was a virgin.
Marie: So you were the first person to visit his flower shop, eh?

Mark: So, what are you doing tonight man?
Ronnie: I'm visiting the flower shop. Sarah's finally letting me in her pants.

by overK May 6, 2008